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Brown Fairy 

Coined by Steampunks who have had a bad trip after drinking Absinthe, usually resulting in the appearance of a man and woman telling them they are doing Steampunk wrong and are not historically accurate. If your Brown Fairy lasts longer than 4 hours, rush yourself to the nearest Apothecary or you shall surely develop the Rumble-Taint.
Guys, don't go to room 307, their Absinthe is giving off a wicked bad Brown Fairy!
Brown Fairy by Baron Von Lahey November 28, 2010

Fuck Faced Fairy 

When you draw a mans private part on a friends face while they sleep. (Featured on Human Giant)
*wakes up*

"Oh no! It's the fuck faced fairy!"

-cry
Fuck Faced Fairy by TomatoSauce August 24, 2008

Foot Fairy 

A soccerball player of questionable sexuality.
Man-"Look at that chick playing soccer."
Dude-"That's a guy."
Man-"What a f**king foot fairy!"
Foot Fairy by Tank6 January 12, 2008

airy-fairy 

Adj. Lacking in strength, insubstantial. {Informal}. British in origin.
"This here bloody vodka is all airy-fairy, ain't gotta drop-a alcohol innit!"
airy-fairy by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

Tooth Fairy 

A small winged creature that teaches little kids that They can get money for their body parts.
Little girl: I put my tooth under mah pillow last night
other kid: HOW MUCH U GEIT?
Little girl: like... 5$
other kid: I WOUNDER HOW MUCH I WOULD GET ITF I PUT MY LEG UNDER ??!??

News reporter: Little Billy Billson was found dead last night under his pillow after appernetly trying to put his leg under his pillow for the tooth fairy. This "tooth fairy" is now in custidy and being put under investigation.
Tooth Fairy by LunaLovez February 17, 2010

load fairy 

a fat man who dresses up in either a skimpy fairy costume or a skimpy nazi outfit and spreads his load all over your fave while sawing logs, the little dickens.
i was sawing logs and the load fairy left a surprise over my face the disgusting asshole.
load fairy by faggalicious October 28, 2003