Florida

When that one friend is trying to refer to California but they aren’t the brightest

“My package is in Florida!”
*shows friend*
“You mean California?”

by Mk_is_cool July 6, 2021

Florida

Hell on earth.
The people are crazy there.
There its 10000 degrees 24/7.
GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Juan: Oye compadre! ¿Remember when we lived in Florida?
Santiago: *War Flashbacks*
Juan: Bro? Estas alright?
Santiago: ...
Juan: Comp-
Santiago: YOU CANNOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! NOT EVEN SOCIETY CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO! IM GOING TO BREAK IN SOMEONES HOUSE AND COOK MY BREAKFAST IN THERE! IM GONNA DRINK 7.12 GALLONS OF COOKING OIL! IDGAF ABOUT MY OR ANYONE LIFE! IM GONNA HIJACK A BUS AND DRIVE IT INTO THE GULF OF MEXICO WHICH IS 3.574 MILES FROM HERE!
Juan: He's gone full loco! He's even using the imperial system!

by TF2_Fan69 May 6, 2021

Florida Weekend

Florida Weekend- is an all weekend event of hanging out with friends, 2butgetting drunk, causing trouble, crusing around, bar hopping, and looking for chicks. Letting the boy's be boy's.

I can't wait to leave work Friday the boy's an I are going to have a Florida Weekend.

My girls working all weekend.. I'm having a Florida Weekend .. Let the boy's be boy's!

by Arp624 June 25, 2016

Florida

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"I fucking hate Florida."
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by TheSuperTsar October 6, 2019

Florida Flashbang

A backwoods munition crafted by placing a lit M80 firecracker in the mouth of a bullfrog. The frog can then be thrown full speed at a target by hand. Alternatively, a slingshot can be used to for ranged accuracy.

That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.

by GravitonCrImSoN March 16, 2023

Orange Park, Florida

Orange Park is a town in Clay County, Florida, United States, and a suburb of Jacksonville. The population was 8,412 at the 2010 census. The name "Orange Park" is additionally applied to a wider area of northern Clay County outside the town limits, covering such communities as Fleming Island, Lakeside, and Bellair-Meadowbrook Terrace.The town's name reflects the hope of its founders for a fruit-growing industry, but their crops were destroyed in the Great Freeze of 1894–95. Despite recovery elsewhere, the crops never came back to Orange Park.HistoryOrange Park in the late 18th century was known simply as Laurel Grove. The name Laurel Grove comes from Sarah and William Pengree who received a land grant from the Spanish governor. Laurel Grove was sold to Zephaniah Kingsley of the Kingsley Plantation upon William's death. Zephaniah developed Laurel Grove into a model farming plantation for over 10 years. In 1813 General Matthews invaded East Florida triggering the Patriots Rebellion. After Mathews left East Florida Zephaniah's wife Anna Madgigine Jai Kingsley burned down Laurel Grove to keep it out of Patriots hands.The Town of Orange Park was founded in 1877 by the Florida Winter Home and Improvement Company. Following the Civil War, the company purchased several thousand acres of the McIntosh plantation at Laurel Grove, for the purpose of creating a southern retreat and small farming community.

I visited Orange Park, Florida last week, I'm really bummed I have to go home.

by Jake Gant September 21, 2016

Florida Firefighter

The Florida Firefighter is the sexual act involving 2 muscular men and 3 or more people around a campfire. The two “firefighters” will pee and cum in the direction of the fire while also aiming towards the peoples face and body.

The party was crazy last night. We even started doing the Florida Firefighter with everyone at the party.

by Dr. Peeinpoopinstein June 19, 2022