Florida Syndrome

Slow drivers in the left lane of any two-lane road; an acute inability to understand that the left lane is for faster-moving, passing vehicles.

Bob was crusing along nicely in the early stages of the commute, relatively nicely, there were the usual sufferers of Florida Syndrome in the left lane.

by raybanshe February 16, 2025

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florida sun beam

It's when you dehydrate yourself and piss on a neighbor during a sunny Florida day. Typically the pisser does this from a high area such as a roof. The hot yellow piss will resemble sun rays as it flies through the air and into your neighbors eyes.

I hear Paul got Florida sun beamed again. Apparently he's pissed off a lot of people after talking to the police.

by FlashBangJane December 24, 2021

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Florida fridge

An additional fridge kept in a garage almost exclusively for alcohol.

Man, you're out of beer! Oh don't worry there's more in the Florida fridge.

by Jazzhandsandtoes January 24, 2022

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Florida Water

Diamonds that are so clear they’re like Florida water, usually resulting in them being of higher value. 💎

Ever since I got my 2019 Richard Mille, people put respect on my name - must be that Florida water’

Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):

“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”

by 27floors August 2, 2022

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Atlanta Florida

Atlanta Florida is part of the state of Florida. However, after the Great Tsunami of 1789, half of Florida was sunken underwater. The city "Atlanta Georgia" is named after it.

"I just learned recently I am part Atlantic Floridian!"
" Have you heard of Atlanta Florida?'

by Elijah Reisberg April 5, 2023

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