While preparing dinner for you and your girl, start doing her from behind while you let your entree simmer in the stove. When you're about to cum, tell her to turn around, then hit her over the head with her dinner.
Dan whipped up a nice south Florida sauce pan for his girl last night. Hit her right in the face with a pan full of hot stew.
by Suck my Whole Kevin November 2, 2015
Get the South Florida sauce panmug. by dreamteamsavior October 4, 2022
Get the Florida truthingmug. When a man makes a jar of shit and cum and blends it, mixes it with water, pours it on someone's face, pins them down and farts on them for 5 minute straight until shit comes out, then proceeds to shove a tiny turd up the woman's vigina. and scream at her face and run away.
by Cool Kid Library March 22, 2023
Get the Florida Manmug. A small country town thats the closest you can come to hick in Central Florida. Welcome to moonshine runners and redneck tornado watchers.
That boy Chad sure acts like he's from Bell Florida, with his bulldogged Ford F150 and his Colt Ford blasting through the system his daddy bought him.
by SSJ4GOGETA January 12, 2020
Get the Bell Floridamug. "Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020
Get the Bald Florida Manmug. Florida fuckas kno was brackin
Aye brah u seent that yungen talm bout he from da noya
Les test em n show em what we do ouxhea in da 407
Where u from?
Da 386 where u kant go
Aye brah u seent that yungen talm bout he from da noya
Les test em n show em what we do ouxhea in da 407
Where u from?
Da 386 where u kant go
by FL SLYDA JIT February 3, 2020
Get the Floridamug. by anonymous November 19, 2020
Get the Edgewood Floridamug.