fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.

My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.

by nicnac29 March 13, 2011

Think. exe

A programme that automatically stops working when at an important test or a final exam.

Le me at test:

Le me: ok question #1

Le brain: unfortunately Think. exe has stopped working

by Wetdookie69 January 3, 2017

NJO H EX X

Josh's last words after being arrested for debt, being a pedophile and being in the Shotasome GC.

Theory by Natsume_666 / Eden: NJO H EX X means no s*x, meaning he was h*rny but got arrested before he could m*sturb*t*.

''Remember Josh's last words?''
''NJO H EX X ? Yes, it was inspiring..''

by axel^_^ April 9, 2023

ex boyfriend

He told you he wanted to marry you on the fourth date. He quit college and told you to relax when you said you were concerned about their future. You'll feel guilty thinking about guys who actually take their girlfriends out after he stops wanting to go places. Before you know it some girl says she's dating him. The ex boyfriend isn't serious about marriage and has tons of ex girlfriends that you never knew about. He'll disappear from your life.

I should of known my ex boyfriend wasn't going to marry me but I had to learn the hard way.

by MCBL March 5, 2017

ex

It's your ex boyfriend or ex girlfriend who you used to have a relationship with whether it was online in real life or if it included your sex life. Your not with your girlfriend/boyfriend so they're classed as your ex.

"Ahmed was my ex boyfriend.. I hate him"
"Jessica was my ex girlfriend I miss her"

by unknownnx July 26, 2023

Expose ex day

Expose all your worst exs who had did you dirty on August 14. They deserve to be exposed for doing dirty.

Happy national expose ex day

by Warrior_lynn14 August 14, 2019

Grace exe

Grace has become a good friend. She is an absolute surprise when it comes to gaming because she's actually good, but she is also a complete and utter cunty disgrace when it comes to dissing her friends online, she cannot write something mean if it were for her life, she can however name every person she'd like to fuck on love island and totally surprise you when it comes to not actually being innocent, still beat her at the dirty minded game though.

Keep it real Grace 🤙

Zack doesn't like being mean to grace exe
Zack also doesn't feel like he should actually be mean to grace, but he is because he's a super cunt 🤙

by notZackintheshacK July 10, 2019