Evan Turpin

The douchest man alive.
Wears douchy glasses.
Wears collared shirt and khakis.

Evan Turpin your're such a douche bag!

by Steven2210 December 17, 2017

evan

Evan is my best boy, hes my bestfriend and my lovely partner, he know just the right thing to do when I'm in a bad mood and he's so smart. Hes so much better than any other guy I've met and he's super cool. I miss him when I'm not with him and he's so amazing. Whenever I look up into the sky I see him in the stars. I see the shimmer of his eyes in the brightest star, and ill see little things everyday that remind me of him. If I see anything spider man themed I think of him, he's the spider man to my M.J. he would make annotations in the margins after he "borrowed it" because what is much? He'll force himself to listen to my blatantly misogynistic music or comfort me when I'm having a bad day or listen to me talk shit about everyone at my school. And he'll be there no matter what, even if things don't workout I'll always love him. So if you do find an Evan keep him, cause he'll be one of the greatest gifts of ur life.

me: evan you'll never guess what this bitch did today.

evan: what did she do.

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me:everyone's calling you zesty and I'm so sad

evan: don't worry ur the only one I want

I was lowkey blushing when he said this 🤭

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by ilovemiso March 2, 2023

Jamie Evans

Used for describing how much Jamie loves Aidan

Wow, I also Jamie Evans

by loljamielovesaidan November 24, 2020

Incest Evan

A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.

Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan

by Lil Carrotcake November 6, 2018

Evan

The most funniest and autistic boys you'll ever meet. Can be ignorant at times and make you feel like you want to rip out his nervous system and shove it through his ear canal but can also be considerate. He's obsessed with batman, yakuza, red dead redemption and yet he swears still that he isn't gay smh

person1: someone keeps simping over majima
person2: thats probably evan

by -KB May 15, 2022

Evan Atkins

A groovy dude who is incredibly dashing and handsome and talented and sexy and smart and kind. Yet also still incredibly humble.

Look at Evan Atkins with all that awesomeness

by yeetrskeetr February 4, 2021

Izzy Evans

A gorgeous girl, I know she’ll never see this but she is my everything and all I want is her. She is absolutely stunning and beautiful, the way her brown eyes study everything around her is amazing. Her makeup is flawless everyday, I’m speechless whenever I look at her.

1: “who is that?”
2: “that’s Izzy Evans, the girl of my dreams. She’s the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen, right?”

by RandomAnonymousBoy November 21, 2021