Eli

the most pretty, talented, kind, cute, and smart cow in teh world

I wish I was like Eli

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- November 10, 2020

Eli Gulobobovach

A serbian collage student from IAB 21, studied in techni and wanted to leave

hey do you remember Eli gulobobovach? - im not sure it was his name but okay Emil

by Tal mid meyoash mehatechni October 28, 2020

Eli

A total peice of shit you should never talk to, he will pretend to love you at first and then dump you with no remorse don't be in a relationship with an Eli. also most Eli's are total nerds massive turn off

man Caden is such an Eli

by ill kick Eli's ass October 29, 2020

Eli

No offense to women (I'm talking about the bot) she's basically a bitch.... Ya I'm sorry if this offended people

Eli peck @(insert name)
Puts something that embarrasses you

by Thejockoman November 3, 2020

National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day

'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day

by James Greg November 5, 2020

Eli

A kid who says random shit constantly and it gets hella annoying. He’s also real good at basketball but has weird taste in girls and is super picky. If you tick him off enough he’ll do this weird eye roll thing to try to make you feel bad for him. Anyway overall, fuck this kid.

Bro Eli won’t even eat pepperoni pizza.

by Fuckhead444 November 5, 2020

Eli

This kid says the most random stuff and it’s annoying as shit. He is also very good at basketball, but has a pretty weird taste in girls. Oh and I forgot to mention he is picky as fuck, he won’t even eat pepperoni pizza. He also does this annoying eye roll thing to make you feel bad for him if you tick him off enough.

Fuck Eli.

by Fuckhead444 November 5, 2020