Edge

An edge or 'edge note' is a slang term for a £50 note. It was heavily used in the 90s to early 2000s.

"How much did you pay for that?"
"Edge"
"What edge note for that?!"

by SkyLion August 31, 2023

Double-Edged

Double-Edged come from an ancient word meaning (pure rage). It would normally be used to describe something annoying or out of order. If someone is double-edged then they would be an annoying piece of shit and a waste of space.

Some use Double-edged as a good thing, this use of the world is completely wrong and these people are morons.

"Double-Edged Nettles!"

"Darragh you double-edged pedophile."

by SuperMegaGenuis October 12, 2020

Edging

Beating on your schlong but stoping when you feel like nutting

Chloe: what were you doing yesterday ?
Jack (Based): I was in the middle of my 2h Edging Session.

by oiled up man November 18, 2023

edge mogger

Someone who is a professional at "edging" and "mogging" at the same time that they become a "edge mogger" and proceed to munt whoever they see while mogging.

Dude, that guy we saw at that party was such a "edge mogger" he totally munted that girl in the basement

by Xavier toes February 14, 2024

If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk

The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.

Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”

by The BrGr February 9, 2024

The Edge of the World

Guiness Book of World Records award for the greatest edge over performed on our dear planet earth. It must be an edge streak so long as to surpass that of any other.

I was bored last night, I must have done The Edge of the World. I was at it for 4 hours!

by Dapo Elteste December 4, 2023

edge sesh

Noun. An extended period of "edging", or masturbation without ejaculation; often attended by close friends and associates. Edging can have many benefits, including:

1. Increased Pleasure: By building up sexual tension over a longer period, the eventual orgasm can be more intense and pleasurable.

2. Improved Control: Regular practice of edging can help individuals learn to control their sexual response, which can be beneficial for those who experience premature ejaculation.

3. Enhanced Sexual Experience: Edging can add variety and excitement to sexual activities, enhancing the overall experience for both partners.

4. Better Understanding of Sexual Response: It allows individuals to explore their own sexual response cycle and understand what stages of arousal they experience, leading to better sexual self-awareness.

5. Strengthens Pelvic Muscles: The practice can involve starting and stopping stimulation, which can help strengthen pelvic floor muscles over time.

6. Potential for Multiple Orgasms: For some, edging can lead to experiencing multiple orgasms once they do allow the climax to occur.

An edge sesh provides opportunity for mutual edging, which is known to build trust, strengthen relationships and create lasting memories between participants.

It's important to note that the benefits of edging can vary from person to person, and what works well for one individual might not work for another.

"Yoo edge sesh this weekend boys? Jacob has a free base."

by Edgepert March 20, 2024