meme dry

The act of having no more good memes at your disposal. This is a really hard moment because it puts your friendship at risk.

Kurt: "Ive got some dank maymays my guy"
Bob: "Oh I'm meme dry atm"
(eternal silence)

by DANKOINKOINK September 17, 2017

dry picking

When someone is picking with/at you for no reason at all.

She is dry picking with me about why I was last to school; I can’t even drive.

by Kai Bee October 9, 2017

dry tortuga

When your girl's laying on her back but isn't in the mood and won't let you past the shell.

I took her out for dinner and drinks, but when we got back she was a dry tortuga.

by midgetmugger December 7, 2017

Dry Bloke

Someone who has poor banter and can't handle there drink/avoids drinking at all costs.

Dry bloke eg Jordi Walker

by Jack Rosier May 29, 2016

Dry Slice

A proper boring or irritating bell end of a human

Norman: "So if you don't mind paying an extra £2 as you had the chips...
Dave: "omg piss off you dry slice. Take your 2quid you tight arse and buy a personality"

by downardfacingdog September 3, 2016

dry leaf

1. A person who is very bland and boring.
2.Someone who has a very monotone voice
3. An individual that shows extreme signs of depression

The teacher was such a dry leaf that the class fell asleep
The student sounded dry leaf when presenting to the class
Sad Larry is a dry leaf someone should monitor him so he doesn't kill himself

by SirIrahOteng August 1, 2016

dry tub

When you're trying to stick your dick in a chick and no matter what you do, shes isn't getting wet.

Man, I licked and spit all over the pussy, but the chick was a dry tub and just wasn't into it.

by sittinherebored January 27, 2018