Dry Creek

No matter how hard a male tries he just can't get a female wet during sex.

Mitch: "Dude, I heard you went home with Beth last night, how was it?"

Ted: "It was terrible, that bitch was such a dry creek I ended up giving her a crispy ninja and left!"

by Tyrant726 September 6, 2011

dry towel

when someone sucks up all of your energy; opposite of a wet towel

"That Maddie girl is such a dry towel"

by communitities May 27, 2018

Dry Bloke

Someone who has poor banter and can't handle there drink/avoids drinking at all costs.

Dry bloke eg Jordi Walker

by Jack Rosier May 29, 2016

Blow dry

Blow dry When a Female gives a male a Blowjob until the point he can't secrete any more semen

Him: I was getting a blowie yesterday and it was awesome. Friend: Did she blow dry you? - cause man that's the best feeling ever.

by VirginityAnonymity May 4, 2020

Fluffy-dry

Drying off after a shower so thoroughly that your hair is akin to a fluff ball.

I always fluffy-dry after my showers.

by Foxx McLeod April 27, 2020

dry fuckboy

A fuckboy no one likes

"dude, ethan's such a dry fuckboy. like he flirts with every girl but none of them like him."

by omdefine October 27, 2016

dry Biden

A long and nasty smelling non-poop producing fart.

Shirley was walking along when she ripped a dry Biden.

by Shecares November 11, 2021