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mark-dot-beard

Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..
Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?

I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.
by The Poison Dwarf August 4, 2010
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Red dot

When you put menstruation blood on men's legs
by banana_phone June 22, 2023
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Go Shag Dot

When someone in a group just isn't liked, and everyone tells them to "Go Shag Dot" when he/she speaks.
Girl (who is liked); Hey, do you all want to come to my house?
Group; Yeah, sure
Boy (who isn't liked); Then we can stay at my house?
Group; Go Shag Dot!
by GSDABADB October 18, 2008
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too dot to trot

Absolutely astoundingly magnificent sites unparallaled by any but a few
Some sites appear to be too dot to trot.
by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009
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A Dot Watters

A man called Andy who’s married to a woman called Mandy. They both love to eat candy and go to the beach to get quite sandy. When it comes to geography he is very handy and his legs are bandy. His meandy hair line is fine and dandy and it makes all the women feel quite Randy. When he goes on holiday he gets brown and tandy.
by Billybobbly man tits October 9, 2021
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Dippin' Dots Hail

Tiny pellets of hail that are similar in size and appearance as Dippin' Dots.
I know DIppin' Dots hail is just frozen water droplets, but they probably taste better than their birthday cake flavor.
by guy from the twin cities April 21, 2023
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Dots

Katelyn, Annalee’s, aryna’s and jakubs boyfriend.
Person 1: hey who is dots?
Person 2: oh that’s Katelyn’s, Annalee’s and aryna’s and jakubs boyfriend
by Arianaventi June 7, 2022
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