doctorzombie1212

A very kind and charming duck with tons of redeeming quality's . Super friendly and passionate about its craft.

doctorzombie1212 is a great guy

by BIgKepp June 28, 2025

Doctors

Nah you get the fuck right out of here because you are going to black bag my ass if it isn't public.

Hym "Yeah, no doctors until after. And you see how bad these motherfuckers want to do a Jesus to me? Is it because by rivaling God I have tainted their from now until the end of time?"

Doctors "You won't be-"

Hym "It'll still be there though."

Doctors "You won't be rememb-"

Hym "It'll still be there though."

Doctors "Yo-"

Hym "Yeah, it'll still be there though. I think we all needed this a little bit. A rousing round of blasphemy! Several even! We should make it a holiday or something. And then we could say: 'Every day is blasphemy day.' Right?"

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Doctor’s right

The side opposite a person’s actual right side, as seen from a doctor's perspective during an examination.

Doctor’s right to think the opposite

by nomdeplumegary November 2, 2025

s.doctoring

when a guy and his date are sitting together on the ground, and the guy puts his head in his date's lap,
instead of the other way around.

" I know you're shorter than her, but really, did you have to start s.doctoring ? "

by nooel September 1, 2007

fraud doctor

a person that is imaginary and should be karate choped or kicked if they come near you

The fraud doctor pinched the guy joe dio which resulted in him karate chopping the fraud doctor to the ground.

by ray giller April 5, 2008

Oral Doctor Special

A female patient is in the dentist's office, and your dental hygienist is a very hefty older man and he begins to clean out your mouth with whale sperm, resulting in a half whale half human baby with a severely enlarged left testicle and unsually wide anal gap, in which a baseball bat was suitable for pleasure.

I was looking forward to getting rid of my bad breath germs, but i ended up recieving an oral doctor special.

by Derrick Is Da Man June 15, 2009

Hair Doctor

The guy 'doctor that does hair transplants in florida

the guy from the news Dr Dienno

I thought it was BS but it works hair doctor

by Patient happy March 14, 2010