Freak dive

1. An in-depth or comprehensive review of a topic regarding a person you would call a freak or freakazoid.

2. To think way far back in the depths of your memories to a memory about or containing a freak or freakazoid.

1. Last night I couldn't sleep so I did a freak dive on that weird guy on Instagram.

2. I know this is a freak dive, but do you remember the time that weird girl yelled at a whole class of people her same age?

by wuhluhwuh? December 23, 2024

Freedom Dive

When a fat american bitch is so fat, that you can use her pussy as a swimming pool to play Marco Polo in with your friends.

Yesterday after college, I went Freedom Diveing with my homies.
Ok!

by aiwefal May 1, 2025

duvet diving

The act of performing oral sex on your partner whilst you are under the duvet covers.

Alex is going duvet diving tonight

by anonymous November 23, 2023

Diving for cresh

To go on the search/hunt for girls, or pussy if you will.

Dude 1: Dude we're going out tonight, you comin?

Dude 2: what you doin?

Dude 3: Diving for cresh, you know how it be

by warmonger1260 March 30, 2016

Dive-Scoop

To make a motion with one's arm, typically the right arm, that looks like scooping up a scoop of ice cream. Typically accompanied by a very corny expression to indicate sarcastic over enthusiasm.

To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper

2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation

3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow

4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)

Sure, I'll take out the trash mom, even though it's my little brother's job and he never does it *dive-scoop*

Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*

Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*

Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*

by Crimson_Belladona May 18, 2010

Jesus Dive

the term 'Jesus Dive' refers to a particular type of dive in swimming, It involves spreading your arms out at a 90 degree angle to your body, diving off the block, tilting approximately 160 degrees forward then joining your arms above your head at the last second

woh, nice Jesus dive

by djob9601 August 16, 2015

Dive Of Shame

When you drop a/some chunk/s of biscuit/cookie inside your hot beverage and decide to retrieve said chunk/s using your hand, covering it in said hot beverage.

You: I dropped some cookie in my chocolate milk and had to do the Dive Of Shame.
Beverly: Dumbass.

by That Mug You Regret Buying January 24, 2022