Semen Demon

When you nut but miss your target and the nut flies across the room never to be found again, probably consumed by the Semen Demon

I accidentally nutted on my floor and couldn't find it to clean it up. I think the semen demon took it.

by K-91 September 6, 2020

Semen demon

When a guy hasn’t nutted in a while and he starts to not think clearly. He’s possessed by the semen demon.

Chuck though about calling up his hoe x cause he had the semen demon whispering in his ear. After he spanked it though he knew that was a bad choice.

by DonRonRubio January 29, 2018

cemon demon

a person who loves to suck the cum off of my magic stick

man that girls is a cum guzzlin cemon demon

by brook April 10, 2004

seamon demon

A dude who has a huge cock and releases so much sperm when a girl walks by that his pants get soaked.

"Yo, what's up seamon demon"
Zach says to Adam as Megan Fox walks by

by anonymous10293 February 13, 2014

semen demon

slang term for kid or child .

Her: You have any kids?
Him: No i don't have any semen demons

by Weirdboy11 February 23, 2017

lesser demon

stupid creatures created in hell 4 no special purpose.

by Aye July 30, 2003

Mayonnaise demon

A white person who demeans POC (or just anyone who isn't straight and white) because without their privilege goggles on they are blind.

"Chad, turn off that news channel! You know it's run by mayonnaise demons, right!?"

by tacos4lifeyo January 12, 2017