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Deep Brown

The biggest amount of trouble you could possibly be in!
"You guys are in some deep brown!"
by W105 January 21, 2004
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Deep Shadows and Brilliant Highlights

The 3rd Album from the band HIM. Not their best album, but certainately good. Their best song on it is Heartache every moment
Deep Shadows and brilliant highlights is an awsome CD
by Chris Creveling April 20, 2004
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deep web

Web pages and websites NOT indexed by public search engines such as Yahoo, Bing, Google and many other lesser known public search engines. Since these web pages are not indexed and most people find their way around the web through public search engines, their URLs are not commonly known.

Usually, their URLs are shared by word of mouth and through private chatroom instead of common search engine searches. In some cases, these websites may require a user to connect to them through a VPN to maintain an individual's anonymity but not always. There isn't anything inherently dark and scary about the deep web as cinema and news sources may imply. Deep Web pages can be as simple as a family photo and video page or as notorious as pages used by individuals for criminal behavior.
Your personal 35mm photography page is so hard to find, it's essentially part of the deep web. You might want to advertise the URL with a Google or Facebook.
by Ted The Teddy February 14, 2017
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Siberian Deep Freeze

The act of ejaculating on a female's face after having sex outside in the winter, preferably somewhere very cold. The ejaculate freezes to her face, giving her a Siberian Deep Freeze.
I dressed up as Santa Claus and gave her a Siberian Deep Freeze
by FlyingPenguin744 September 13, 2011
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The Prophet of Deception

*Also known in other circles as Archbishop Charles Montgomery, Mr. Leon Weston, Dr. Jack, Godfather, Salvatore Ringo, Gerard Salazar, Freddy Incognito, and Lord of the Cynics.*

The Prophet of Deception is a man of many tastes, ranging from fine wines to mahogany commode and golden Montblanc fountain pens. Through his unsurpassable charisma and zealous devotion to none other than himself, he has forged a legacy of scams and backstabbings so great, the Pope himself would shit 15 times in The Prophet's presence. A skeptical agnostic, he views himself as a living god, higher than all other life, and yet while his financial assets are that of kings and lords, his romance life is that of a retarded goldfish with the AIDS, translation, he doesnt stand a fucking chance with a woman due to his off-the-chart smugness and arrogance.

He has a complex history filled with drama and woe, lovers few and far in between. It was during his height as Heierarch of the Band Council that he met his first love, who fucked him over and left him to die. He then reestablished himself as a god, current head of the Red Letter Forum, but love would once again come to his doorstep in the form of a promising young English Intern turned full time anchorwoman sex bombshell.

He currently resides in a palace of misery, slowly drowning in his own narcissicm, but remains hopeful that one day, he will rule EVERYTHING.

We can only pray that he does.
Pope: "My god, I just shit 15 times!"

Prophet of Deception: "Dont worry, that happens alot." *hands him a towel*

Conny: "Yeah, he's a freaking god! Hail the Prophet of Deception and all his witty remarks!"

Prophet of Deception: "Let's all go back to my place for fine wines and wild sex on mahogany tables carved out of marble draped in velvet and golden diamonds!"
by John Milovec December 30, 2007
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Deep Impact

A friendly game which involves competing for inches by inserting objects into your asshole.
Hey wanna play deep impact with grandma's walking stick?
by Kevin S. Lahey November 5, 2004
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deceptar

A deceptar is a person who uploads deceptive avatars of themselves onto social networking and dating sites (ie. Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, MySpace, eHarmony, and so forth). Usually deceptars upload flattering pictures to appeal to their networks; and to gain more friends, followers, connections, etc. The photos are in no way a true reflection of how that person looks like.

There are three kinds of deceptars:
1) Those who only upload photos that are taken from a certain angle or complimenting lighting. They are also guilty of uploading photoshopped images.
2) Those who hide the effects of time by uploading a photo taken 5+ years ago. The extreme deceptars upload photos taken 20+ years ago; this is more prevalent on dating sites.
3) Those who strategically hide their faces by wearing big glasses, scarves or other accessories and props.
Guy 1: Yo, I met a girl from Twitter because her profile picture was so hot. But she turned out to be a total monster.

Guy 2: Dude, she's such a DECEPTAR!!!!!!!
by anthubc2010-deceptar October 9, 2010
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