deceptar

A　deceptar is a person who uploads deceptive avatars of themselves onto social networking and dating sites (ie. Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, MySpace, eHarmony, and so forth). Usually deceptars upload flattering pictures to appeal to their networks; and to gain more friends, followers, connections, etc. The photos are in no way a true reflection of how that person looks like.

There are three kinds of deceptars:
1) Those who only upload photos that are taken from a certain angle or complimenting lighting. They are also guilty of uploading photoshopped images.
2) Those who hide the effects of time by uploading a photo taken 5+ years ago. The extreme deceptars upload photos taken 20+ years ago; this is more prevalent on dating sites.
3) Those who strategically hide their faces by wearing big glasses, scarves or other accessories and props.

Guy 1: Yo, I met a girl from Twitter because her profile picture was so hot. But she turned out to be a total monster.

Guy 2: Dude, she's such a DECEPTAR!!!!!!!

by anthubc2010-deceptar October 9, 2010

Deceptathot

A Deceptathot is the queen of all thots

Eden is the biggest deceptathot i have ever seen it made me throw up.

by Makimo Madrigal October 14, 2017

Decepta-Cunt

A girl that will screw you over time and time agian. Very deceptive and able to mind fuck you.

Hey man have you talked to that girl from the party lately?
Nah bro shes a total Decepta-cunt.

by ThatDude6969 July 28, 2011

deceptacon

UK. A woman who appears attractive but is actually ugly. Can be found in a number of situations or for a variety of reasons. Clever use of make-up. Drunkenness in the eye of the beholder. Darkness in a club. Nice from afar but far from nice. If you've only seen a very well taken photo. Looks good but has an awful voice/mind/personality. Anything that might deceive you into thinking she's buff but she aint. Comes from Transformers - robots in disguise.

Be careful, I'd say there's about 85% chance she's a deceptacon.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

deeptard

A person who constantly attempts to write insightful and provocative sayings, poems or blogs. Yet, this person, while thinking they are some literary prodigy, fails to recognize that what they have produced makes no sense whatsoever and that everyone who has read what they have written is now dumber for having tried to make sense of the verbal spewage.

"Did you read what Rod wrote? That kid sure is a deeptard."

by Ericaa September 21, 2007

Deceptafunk

A style of alternative hip-hop incorperating cartoonish violence and science fiction based lyrics with club style hip hop beats. While comparable to Acid Rap, Deceptafunk isn't nearly as dark and isn't intended to scare anyone as much as entertain.

If you combine G Funk, Acid Rap, and a bunch of cheesy horror movies, you get Deceptafunk.

by Awesome Ty June 11, 2006

Deceptadike

A female, Age is irrelevant who puts on a straight persona strictly to integrate themselves into a straight relationship for whatever the reason. Most likely for Money, Drugs, Food, Shelter and/or something of Materialistic value they don’t already posses.

Other reasons for this style of deception coming into play may be that you’re Strange, to Short and look like a Mario Bro.

It’s hard to diagnose @ times, but with lack of options on your side it’s usually a pretty clean break.

Then, once said goals are accomplished they transform like a decptacon and are ready for a hot yoga sesh with her long time calm slam.

Ryan: Wow, I cant believe after all these months my girls actually as gay as a prism.

Tyler: Yeah you really gotta watch out for those "Deceptadikes".

by KarmaMagna November 7, 2010