My mom is totally dumping all of this shit on me to do today. She's such a cunt. Why, she's actually a diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!
by Kelly November 10, 2006
Get the diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck mug.when a girl is younger she is beautiful and therefore pampered, but once she is older and ugly she no longer gets that attention and therefore lives a very boring life, usually short and depressing
Brad: Wow, she used to be so pretty and successful, until she got fugly
Jim: Yeah, she's got a major case of beautiful girl disease
Jim: Yeah, she's got a major case of beautiful girl disease
by himself570 January 19, 2008
Get the beautiful girl disease mug.345 Disease happens when the body starts slowy shutting down all of its major organs until a person quits or locates a new place of employment.
Employee 1: Where's Mike at today?
Employee2: He had to quit cause his lungs started to shut down on him.
Employee 1: My liver stopped working at my last job.
Employee 2: Yeah man, that 345 Disease is no joke!!
Employee2: He had to quit cause his lungs started to shut down on him.
Employee 1: My liver stopped working at my last job.
Employee 2: Yeah man, that 345 Disease is no joke!!
by JGL January 14, 2014
Get the 345 Disease mug.To be defeated or beaten on many levels in many facets of life including but not limited to sports, school, and fisticuffs.
The inability to succeed at anything despite enormous effort.
The inability to succeed at anything despite enormous effort.
Jane: Last week Bobby spent 24/7 studying for his Biology final and he still failed.
Alex: I know. Even the kid with a 65 IQ topped his score. He has a major case of Foot-In-Ass Disease.
Alex: I know. Even the kid with a 65 IQ topped his score. He has a major case of Foot-In-Ass Disease.
by OneLostChapter February 23, 2008
Get the foot-in-ass disease mug.A medical malady where the sufferer constantly has feces nearly protruding from the anus. The poo has yet to be "pinched off" or broken away from the remainder of the turd still inside the rectum. Some call this condition "turtle heading" or simply "crowning" (a reference to the birth process). Much research has gone in to curing this terrible disease but as of now only symptoms can be treated. Such treatments include adult diapers, stool hardeners and stool softeners.
Crown's Disease can effect both undergarment and odor masking budgets for any and all sufferers.
Ultra Dan: Man, I hate those David Garrard commercials where he bitches about his Crohn's Disease. That ain't nothing. I got Crown's Disease.
Salty: That sucks, man, constantly touching cloth. What's your underwear budget for a year?
Ultra Dan: Man, I hate those David Garrard commercials where he bitches about his Crohn's Disease. That ain't nothing. I got Crown's Disease.
Salty: That sucks, man, constantly touching cloth. What's your underwear budget for a year?
by The Original Slim Bavis January 8, 2009
Get the Crown's Disease mug.A mental illness in which the afflicted is compelled to respond to others' sentences by rearranging them in something similar to the following format:
"I wish I was/had/etc. 'x,' then I'd get ALL the ladies!"
This disease is often accompanied by the "That's what she said" Virus.
NOTE: Does not have to make sense; in fact, it usually doesn't.
"I wish I was/had/etc. 'x,' then I'd get ALL the ladies!"
This disease is often accompanied by the "That's what she said" Virus.
NOTE: Does not have to make sense; in fact, it usually doesn't.
Sam has "I Wish" Disease. He really starts to piss people off with it.
Josh: "Dude...my mom had a heart attack."
Sam: "I wish I had a heart attack! Then I'd get ALL the ladies!"
Josh: "Dude...my mom had a heart attack."
Sam: "I wish I had a heart attack! Then I'd get ALL the ladies!"
by Gammasite December 27, 2007
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by Nickster November 17, 2003
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