a cringe wannabe is a entertainment company/company run by a generation older than the ones theyre are trying to appeal to. they use common inside jokes, words or certain ways you say something to appeal to the aimed generation.
friend: did you see what netflix caption on their newest post was
me: yes, they are such a cringe wannabe. oh and also didnt you say kanye was gonna release an album last friday?
friend: i think he thought to himself: " i forgor💀 " but he will " i rember " eventually.
A person who gets a rising trouser snake when someone pours granulated sugar on a picture of the album cover for "Certified Lover Boy" by Drake the Rapper.
I was having a nice day until the Cringe Duck Man took my image perms in General.
Bruh, can you believe this guy? He is such a Cringe Duck Man.