n. (Flexee-cookie)
Is a metephortic "cookie" which one "eats" in order to become more fun, easy-going and less stick-in-the-muddish.
When an uptight, wet-blanket is being difficult and others are becoming annoyed by their crappy antics they need to eat a Flexie-Cookie to get back to being awesome.
An imaginative cookie that helps you poop out that giant stick up your ass.
Is a metephortic "cookie" which one "eats" in order to become more fun, easy-going and less stick-in-the-muddish.
When an uptight, wet-blanket is being difficult and others are becoming annoyed by their crappy antics they need to eat a Flexie-Cookie to get back to being awesome.
An imaginative cookie that helps you poop out that giant stick up your ass.
Fun Girl: Hey come outside! We're feeding each other cookie dough while jumping on the trampoline!
Stick-in-the-mud: No, I'm sitting in the car, that sounds annoying.
Fun Girl: Somebody needs to eat a flexi-cookie!
or
Fun Girl: We're going about 10 minutes late.
Katie P.: Uuuuugh. Come on I could have organized my monthly receipts in that time.
Fun Girl: Katie, do you need to eat a Flexie-Cookie?
Stick-in-the-mud: No, I'm sitting in the car, that sounds annoying.
Fun Girl: Somebody needs to eat a flexi-cookie!
or
Fun Girl: We're going about 10 minutes late.
Katie P.: Uuuuugh. Come on I could have organized my monthly receipts in that time.
Fun Girl: Katie, do you need to eat a Flexie-Cookie?
by juggins mccrea and e-mcg March 10, 2009
It’s a god damn cookie. Not a butt, not a handjob, a cookie. Ingredients:
Butter
Milk
Eggs
Brown sugar
Flour
Sugar
Nutmeg
Cinnamon
Willpower
Butter
Milk
Eggs
Brown sugar
Flour
Sugar
Nutmeg
Cinnamon
Willpower
by Real definitions in real time March 16, 2020
a term used for the white fungus growing on the bottom of a homeless persons foot and around the toe trenches. It looks quite similar to dick cheese and has an odour of nacho cheese dorito's, a dog's fart and stale milk all mixed together.
When being stripped searched in jail the homeless man might say " Yo boss, I dont think you want me to take my socks off, I got some bad cookie foot"
by roddy b September 01, 2009
Hypoallergenic version of chocolate chip cookies
GUY: oh my god dude, there are no chocolate chips in your cookie!
OTHER GUY: duh dude, its a sugar cookie
OTHER GUY: duh dude, its a sugar cookie
by Diana_and_Shaina November 07, 2009
Within the goth subculture, a derogatory term used for disaffected teenagers who turn to a goth affectation in order to express their misfit status. Most often applied to young, female goths.
Common physical characteristics include "Eye of Horus" eyeliner, fairy wings, bad poetry, clothes from Hot Topic, and Wiccan paraphernalia. Common behavioural characteristics include a smug sense of moral superiority tempered with affected ennui, not-entirely-serious suicide attempts, sudden periods of "mourning," and an appropriately dark pseudonym.
A despondent creature, but not to be confused with the emo kid.
Connected with the comic book series by Serena Valentino, of the same name.
Common physical characteristics include "Eye of Horus" eyeliner, fairy wings, bad poetry, clothes from Hot Topic, and Wiccan paraphernalia. Common behavioural characteristics include a smug sense of moral superiority tempered with affected ennui, not-entirely-serious suicide attempts, sudden periods of "mourning," and an appropriately dark pseudonym.
A despondent creature, but not to be confused with the emo kid.
Connected with the comic book series by Serena Valentino, of the same name.
by Ragnvaeig March 18, 2006
JonseyMcFly. *Cookies for all*
Jane. NOMNOMNOMNOM
JonseyMcFly NOmeNOMnomNOm
shadow. NOMNOMnomNOMNOM
shila. NOMnomNOM
JonseyMcFly. YaY COOKIE Sex
Jane. NOMNOMNOMNOM
JonseyMcFly NOmeNOMnomNOm
shadow. NOMNOMnomNOMNOM
shila. NOMnomNOM
JonseyMcFly. YaY COOKIE Sex
by JonseyMcFly February 07, 2010