dildo clock

The thing you try to buy for your best sam but then she gets really mad at you :( <3

"Katherine stop. Are you fucking kidding me. I do not want a dildo clock"

by Dildoclock December 7, 2017

clit clock

the internal alarm all women have that tells them that all the licking and rubbing in the world aint doin shit

i was with bob last night. my clit clock went off after five minutes! what's wrong with these losers? next

by burbman1969 November 1, 2020

Clock

Weed, marijuana or to smoke it

1) wanna go clock?
2) you got any clock?

by Ms.moneyhavin May 28, 2024

Clock

Big piece of big fat clock hanging on your wall if ur reading this ur a fucking vegetable. Also I fucking hate retards.

Gabi is a fucking vegetable... clock

by Veggieman101 November 14, 2018

Dickological Clock

A middle age man who has not been laid in a while’s need to get laid before it is too late to perform sexually

Andy has not been laid in three years and his dickological clock is ticking and it is really starting to worry him

by Deeper thoughts April 16, 2025

Twelve O’ Clock

When you try to get someone to notice a cute/attractive person.

“Dude, look! A cute girl at twelve o’ clock!”

by EmmaRosie July 5, 2021

Clocked

To get caught in a lie; typically used in a group of mates.

Put your phone away before you get clocked by the teacher!

by SkinnyPeanut May 21, 2018