Caleb

Caleb is a solitary man. He finds pleasure in dissecting the mating patterns of others, and frequently follows couples home at night. However, his massive phallus is a dead give away, and the sound of it smacking against the ground often gives away his position.

Man, me and my girl were walking home last night and we were followed by a Caleb!

by TheSilentBuck December 6, 2018

Calebdeaned

The act of getting the shit beat out of you when you flirt with a guys girlfriend

The young man tried to hit up a girl taken by a buff young man, so he got Calebdeaned and broke both legs

by The Name December 9, 2018

Caleb

Caleb is the nicest person you will ever meet. He will also roast yo booty off. When he gets done with your friends will think you came from egypt. Calebs are also good boyfriends. They will steal your girl so fast you won't even know she broke up with you

Hey guys your acting like caleb.

by Lil licker stealer December 13, 2018

Caleb

Someone who isn't very intellectual but has the brain to be.

Damn, that guy is a real Caleb.

by CharlieIntel December 17, 2018

Caleb

Caleb is a very gay and crazy guy! He is known for dating many guys at once. He is also perceived as a crazy lunatic!

Caleb is crazy!

by WoWNames December 19, 2018

Caleb Juen

A tall and lanky person, usually refered to as “cousin fucker”. Had a tendency to use outdated jokes such as “shut up skids” and “you think that’s funny?”

Insert Caleb Juen noise

by TixkTocker January 8, 2019

Caleb

Caleb's are normally very argumentative people. They do not like fish as gifts and think orange juice is yellow. A lot of the time, Calebs look down on others for having inferior athletic ability. He has poor taste in television such as House and often sells himself on the corner by Walmart. In general, Caleb is a good guy, just a little misguided.
#yeet #swag # Bro

That orange juice is not yellow. Stop being such a caleb.

Bro, everyone sees color different, but the same.

by KindGenius.AKP January 14, 2019