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Choke

Kenley Jansen

Right handed Pitcher for the Los Angeles dodgers

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Kenley Jansen gets paid 152 million dollars so he can go choke every game
by Amiller27282828 October 8, 2020
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different folks, different chokes

Everyone has their own fetish.
Did you hear Bob was into feet? Never knew, different folks, different chokes.
by Darkneostar1 December 8, 2014
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Blow and Choke

Like an average blowjob, but the female literally BLOWS on the male's penis with their heat, then making the male erotic and ejaculates into the female's mouth, down the esophagus, causing a choke.
Like an average bowjob, but the female literally BLOWS on the male's penis with their heat, then making the male erotic and ejaculates into the female's mouth, down the esophagus, causing a choke.Marshall : "Hey, Lily."
Lily : "Grndnvfvhdos."
Marshall : "Uh, what?"
Olivia : "Don't bother, she tried a Blow and Choke."
Marshall : "Ah, I see."
by Exo Epic September 28, 2014
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old man's choke

A man (or woman) who displays antagonism.
Bleen: "Give me a handshake!"
Edna: < not responding >
Bleen: "Old man's choke"
by Spice cowboy August 11, 2022
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Duck bill choke

The sexual act in which a woman puts two pringles in between her lips to make it look like she has a duck bill and the man will ejaculate into the duck bill and she eats the pringles with the seman.
My girlfriend and i performed a duck bill choke last night
by Bear kibbin December 18, 2020
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Choking down a birthday donut

Giving your lover a rimjob, after a night out when you'd rather do anything else
Mavis was choking down a birthday donut after a wine and cheese night.
by Viggø September 14, 2023
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Choke

one who always lets the team down.
Bro Jacob is always a choke.
by daddyraj February 14, 2023
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