A sexual act where, at the conclusion of sex, a male ejaculates violently and excessively somewhere in the room, recreating a snowblower blowing snow. The semen is left in place for several weeks until it starts to smell and stinks up the entire room, much like how the entire city of Chicago smells awful.
"I gave Becky the good ol' Chicago Snowblower a few weeks ago and man, does my bedroom smell like shit!"
by femboydestroyer4960 September 12, 2024
Get the Chicago Snowblowermug. (she-cah-go) A city in the state of Illinois. To prove if somebody is truly from Chicago, ask them what block they from. If they say O-Block, whoop they ass (depending on their speech pattern). If they say Lamron, whoop they ass but not as bad because they did they research, anything else is valid.
"EEEEE Shordy she thick asl onfg! Whea she stay at? Im tryn crack onb!"
"She stay somewhea onna South Side"
"Of where?"
"New Mexico. *slaps the nigga* CHICAGO FUCKING GOOFY"
"She stay somewhea onna South Side"
"Of where?"
"New Mexico. *slaps the nigga* CHICAGO FUCKING GOOFY"
by ACEFRMDOUGLASS September 13, 2022
Get the Chicagomug. 🔥 + 🗑
by Houstonfan2007 February 13, 2022
Get the chicagomug. When used as a verb - To ignore or downplay an issue because the city of Chicago has a serious gang problem. Past tense: Chicago'd/Chicagoed
Victim: AAAAGHHHH I need help! Someone please help me lift this boulder crushing me!
Bystander: Sorry, I can't because, well.....Chicago!
Victim: What?! What does that have to do with this? We are in South Dakota!
Bystander: Well, Chicago has a huge crime problem and until that is dealt with, I can't take your issue seriously.
Victims: Wow, thanks a lot! I hope you win a Carnegie Medal for your benevolence UGHHHHH x_x
Bystander: You're welcome....you okay? Hello?
Police officer (30 minutes later): We have a DOA, just recovered from a crushing boulder....based on a witness who refused to help, looks like he's been Chicago'd
Bystander: Sorry, I can't because, well.....Chicago!
Victim: What?! What does that have to do with this? We are in South Dakota!
Bystander: Well, Chicago has a huge crime problem and until that is dealt with, I can't take your issue seriously.
Victims: Wow, thanks a lot! I hope you win a Carnegie Medal for your benevolence UGHHHHH x_x
Bystander: You're welcome....you okay? Hello?
Police officer (30 minutes later): We have a DOA, just recovered from a crushing boulder....based on a witness who refused to help, looks like he's been Chicago'd
by da MAK January 27, 2024
Get the Chicagomug. When someone partially swallows semen then regurgitates and sprays the entirety of the load out of their mouth towards the person who issued it.
by Ironman2140 April 13, 2015
Get the chicago snowballmug. The team people are thought to be insane if they root for after over a hundred years of no titles or championships, and people still root for them anyway, because winning is not the point of everything in life.
Not many other sports teams would keep people rooting for them after not winning for so many years, a lot of people would abandon a different team than the Chicago Cubs.
by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021
Get the Chicago Cubsmug. Eddie “hey homie, where’s my house at?”
Chicago Housing Authority (the Governor) “hey, here’s a multi million dollar penthouse cuz you’re black”
Chicago Housing Authority (the Governor) “hey, here’s a multi million dollar penthouse cuz you’re black”
by Hood rat chiraq bud December 17, 2023
Get the Chicago housing authoritymug.