If a tramp and a junkie had a kid your result would be a chav. Male chavs think they are roadmen and are generally are head to toe in Nike or Adidas tracksuits and to top it of, a pouch/man bag and a fag in there hand that they stole from their mums purse. Female chavs are some of the tackiest people you will ever meet. They are the type of people who wear tight jeans and scimpy tops in which their tits hang out and never leave the house without 5 metre long ugly coloured acrylics that look like they're about to have a sword fight with their nails. If you ever see a group of chavs in public the most likely place you will have seen them is the local McDonald's ( which seems to be their second home ), at the back of the bus or in the park screaming and shouting at eachother in thier wired chavy accents ( which can be hard to understand ) and a bottle of cheap vodka and a couple of fags on the table. If you live anywhere in englans then you can relate to seeing this all the time đ
Person:Ew your such a chav
Chav: nah I ain't babe what the f**k you on about chatting bare s**t I ainât done nuffink love say that to me one more f**king time and I swear to god imma band you babe if you ever try swingin at me you better watch your f**king back mate, you know what Iâm sayin ye.
Person: ??đ€Š âïž
Chav: nah I ain't babe what the f**k you on about chatting bare s**t I ainât done nuffink love say that to me one more f**king time and I swear to god imma band you babe if you ever try swingin at me you better watch your f**king back mate, you know what Iâm sayin ye.
Person: ??đ€Š âïž
by Louis c June 25, 2018
Get the Chavmug. The nouveau-chav's are a new breed of Chavs, characterised by the loud and brash behaviour, who focus upon the need to be recognised as special. They aspire to be important but expect people to treat them as such.
Saud is a nouveau-chav as he expects people to recognize how important he is, and if not recognised starts getting load and obnoxious.
by Mr MAAArk June 16, 2019
Get the nouveau-chavmug. a chav is a british term used to define rowdy lower class youth, however these people are npcs
something REALLY important to know is that the term chav is used for a FEMALE chav and the term roadman is used for a MALE chav. also nobody uses chavette anymore
typical features:
sportswear (most likely nike) found in all genders
really shitty makeup (found in female chavs)
spawnpoints:
supermarkets/corner shops
bus stops
rough areas
primark
typical behaviours:
vaping/smoking
shoplifting
committing fare evasion
being a loud ass nuisance on the bus
something REALLY important to know is that the term chav is used for a FEMALE chav and the term roadman is used for a MALE chav. also nobody uses chavette anymore
typical features:
sportswear (most likely nike) found in all genders
really shitty makeup (found in female chavs)
spawnpoints:
supermarkets/corner shops
bus stops
rough areas
primark
typical behaviours:
vaping/smoking
shoplifting
committing fare evasion
being a loud ass nuisance on the bus
usage 1
p1: i love the really cozy primark onesies
p2: i know but the chavs ruined primark
usage 2
p1: omg what are u doing here? did u turn into a chav?
p2: no i didnt i just want cheap clothes
usage 3
p1: i dont want a girlfriend
p2: why?
p1: because all the girls are chavs
p1: i love the really cozy primark onesies
p2: i know but the chavs ruined primark
usage 2
p1: omg what are u doing here? did u turn into a chav?
p2: no i didnt i just want cheap clothes
usage 3
p1: i dont want a girlfriend
p2: why?
p1: because all the girls are chavs
by the real jq March 12, 2024
Get the chavmug. A chav is a youth typically aged 11-17 that think they are the dogs bollocks. They have poor, antisocial behaviour and mainly hang around in town centres or villages
Male chavs often wear Adidas and Nike tracksuits or wear crappy black puffer jackets. They also may have a Nike manbag and a fake gold chain. They also have black nike air max as shoes. They all have the same fucking skin fade haircut. Women tend to wear puffer jackets or red coats, blue denim jeans, white Adidas or converse shoes and wear makeup such as foundation that makes them look like an orange along with mascara and red eye makeup. They also have blonde hair up in a high ponytail
Chavs like to hang out in groups of five or more picking on anyone who isnât classed as a âchavâ. They like to ask around for âburnâ or cigarettes. When denied cigarettes, the chav will have a fit and will nag you to give them one. They like picking fights with anyone who gives them the slightest bit of attitude. They will claim you are getting âchopsyâ with them. They also like shit grime music such as Stormzy
Chavs love drugs. They typically smoke weed, take pills, snort cocaine and take MDMA. They also like to steal from shops or other people for money or tobacco.
They tend to speak like uneducated 6 year olds using slang such as âbruvâ, âfamâ, âbahtâ, âGheeâ which is annoying to hear. They also date girls because theyâre âin it for the shagâ and boast about it to their fellow chavs.
Also known as scally
Male chavs often wear Adidas and Nike tracksuits or wear crappy black puffer jackets. They also may have a Nike manbag and a fake gold chain. They also have black nike air max as shoes. They all have the same fucking skin fade haircut. Women tend to wear puffer jackets or red coats, blue denim jeans, white Adidas or converse shoes and wear makeup such as foundation that makes them look like an orange along with mascara and red eye makeup. They also have blonde hair up in a high ponytail
Chavs like to hang out in groups of five or more picking on anyone who isnât classed as a âchavâ. They like to ask around for âburnâ or cigarettes. When denied cigarettes, the chav will have a fit and will nag you to give them one. They like picking fights with anyone who gives them the slightest bit of attitude. They will claim you are getting âchopsyâ with them. They also like shit grime music such as Stormzy
Chavs love drugs. They typically smoke weed, take pills, snort cocaine and take MDMA. They also like to steal from shops or other people for money or tobacco.
They tend to speak like uneducated 6 year olds using slang such as âbruvâ, âfamâ, âbahtâ, âGheeâ which is annoying to hear. They also date girls because theyâre âin it for the shagâ and boast about it to their fellow chavs.
Also known as scally
Chav sentences
âGot any burn Ghee, nah bruv I know youâve got some burnâ
âGot a rizla and a tipâ
âOh mate I shagged this fit bird yeahâ
âDonât fucking chopse me bruv Iâll kick your head in yeahâ
âFucking pussyoâ
âPeng ting famâ
âGot any burn Ghee, nah bruv I know youâve got some burnâ
âGot a rizla and a tipâ
âOh mate I shagged this fit bird yeahâ
âDonât fucking chopse me bruv Iâll kick your head in yeahâ
âFucking pussyoâ
âPeng ting famâ
by Sk3ptical.jay December 8, 2019
Get the Chavmug. Someone who thinks they are a criminal and want everyone to fear them. They speak only slang and make up other words like âwagwanâ and âmandemâ and âpengtingâ they are also usually British and curse a lot.
Chav: âwagwan bois yah looking pengtingâ
Chav 2: *whispers* âwhat a chav thinking heâs all hard I would well batter himâ
Chav 2: *whispers* âwhat a chav thinking heâs all hard I would well batter himâ
by STDD___333 November 16, 2019
Get the Chavmug. by Becky Slay Queen May 2, 2023
Get the becky the chavmug. Annoying English girls that think wearing caked makeup will cover up their acne and make their cheek bones âpopâ. they usually do their hair in a messy fan bun and dress slutty so that older men will think they are mature. They always spray their Victoria secret shitty ass spray on someone who they think âstinksâ and they will make fun of the way you dress, act, speak or for just being you.
Person: omg did you see Beckyâs makeup itâs so caked
Becky (Chav): ya makin foon of ma makeoop?! Do you wan me to bang you out?! Little bastard.
Becky (Chav): ya makin foon of ma makeoop?! Do you wan me to bang you out?! Little bastard.
by Hairypoppins November 10, 2019
Get the Chavmug.