Japanese Cannon

The act if inserting a butt plug before eating a large amount of taco bell, then waiting 30 minutes and bending over and letting it fly.

Dude, I got hit with a japanese cannon yesterday.

by shitwizard130 June 16, 2025

cannonize

the act of making something cannon; making it become true

"Should I cannonize this story?"
"Hmm, I'm gonna cannonize this."

by fianalins March 18, 2021

Cannon

A term used by teenagers from South Pittsburgh Gangs (FlueeGang , 44Gang , MartBoyz). It was made up in 2014 when 44Gang rapper Drillman Piccle used it in his “Walkin Bomb” Remix (Aka Jimmy Wopo Originally Owns) when he said in his lyrics “ I’m turnin the Fuck up on yu niggas cannon” Since then it as been used to acknowledge eachother in the modern day.

Example1- “Yoo Cannon ,What’s Da Drill”
Example2-“My Lil Cannons finna shoot for me”
Example3-“Tazzy always on Dick Cannon”

by Pittsburgh Slang December 15, 2018

hold this cannon

Hold my dick or suck it.

Jerry told James to : Hold this cannon

James: ofcourse I’ll suck your dick

by Prince tatted June 8, 2020

SHIT BALL CANNON

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.

Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021

Cannon Basketball

When you stick a ball in your partner's ass and you wait for her to pop the ball out

I gave my partner the cannon basketball and she loved it

by The doctors fuck buddy January 14, 2021

Monkey Cannon

A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.

Damn Casey, Drake’s monkey cannon was the biggest one yet! I dropped a few pieces.

by ComZhora March 18, 2021