Muffler Beard

A failure of a beard....kinda looks like a scarf on the guys neck...very very unattractive
"ew look at him with his muffler beard"
by oh.my. February 05, 2010
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Bearded Marsrat

The Bearded Marsrat is a small, rodent like animal which inhabits the deep craters and canyons of the equatorial regions of Mars. It's lifespan is 60-75 earth calendar years, although it undergoes extended periods of deep isolation in accordance with the Mars winter. As the Mars year is approx. 1.88 times the length of that on earth, the Bearded Marsrat will hibernate between 27-38 times in its life.
The Bearded Marsrat is such a cool lifeform! I wish could hibernate through the Mars Winter.
by Dr. Georgia F. Ake April 18, 2020
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race beard

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized racial identity (e.g. BIPoC), in order to credibly discuss race issues as a white person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (see queer beard).
That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about racy topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a race beard...
by secretuser420 April 02, 2020
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beard-hot

a man who is stupidly hot ...only with the beard on. without it, he is just 'meh.'
Yo, remember that beard0 I was googley-eyed over last week? Turns out he was just beard-hot.
I finally found an old picture of his babyface. So sad I know this. Not hot anymore.
by xpineapplex July 12, 2015
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Mexican Beard

The product of rubbing cocaine all over your face and upper lip.
Yo anybody wanna snort off my Mexican beard?
by Eggwin The Oddly Shaped Egg February 28, 2017
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Fisherman's Beard

What an experience she was, it was like having a fisherman's beard!
by Shoehorn75 June 21, 2018
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Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.
He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.
by Grumpy bear 69 May 08, 2020
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