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Adito the burrito

Ok basically this is a girl who is single and ready to mingle...you may ask what’s so special about this, but this girl just yeets every opportunity away. She describes herself as a full course meal and she endulges in “rawr”ing at guys...
ADITO THE BURRITO HAD SOME FRITOS WITH HER CHEETOS AND SOME DORITOS WHILE SHE WAS BEING INCOGNITO AND BEING A SUPERHERO DRINKING FROM HER CONTIGO LISTENING TO DESPACITO BUT GOT BIT BY A MOSQUITO ES MUY BONITO AND EATING HER FAV TAQUITOS WITH HER DOG NAMED TITO WHO WENT TO PUERTO RICO TO EAT SOME TOSTITOS BUT REALIZED THAT WAS EL STUPIDO SO SHE LISTENED TO MIGOS AND WENT TO CHICOS AND WHILE SHE WAS THERE GOT A MOJITO
by Slide sloot January 5, 2019
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Ice Blue Burritos

They are… wellummmmmm… they taste like rum
A song: ice blue burritos yum yum yum! Ice Blue burritos In my yum yum yum! Ice Blue burritos tast like rum rum rum! Ice Blue burritos… UM UM UMMMMMM!!!
by BiUnicornRules13! April 16, 2022
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wet burrito

I tried to order the fish tacos but I was distracted by the hot girl at del taco and received a wet burrito instead.
by Garthdog October 17, 2008
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Bean Burrito

A sexual position in which one person is laying flat on their back and the other person is squatted on top of them, much like sitting on the toilet. The person standing (typically the female) will then proceed to shit on the person on the ground's chest ; mimicking that of a bean burrito when the beans fall out onto the ground or paper plate.
"So did y'all guys have sex last night?"
"Nah, we didn't do anything special. She gave me a Bean Burrito though."
by Sliced Kid April 19, 2016
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tweaker burrito

The zesty I mean ahhhhhh spicy,I mean ahhhhhh chipotle burrito.I mean ahhhhhh the tweaker burrito.
by Hugo and Heather December 27, 2005
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Burst Burrito

The act of shitting into a girls vagina and then proceeding to have sex with her.
Last night i totally gave her a burst burrito.
by dontwannaknow77 February 3, 2010
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walking the burrito

when a chick gives a guy a blow job then keeps the jizz in her mouth then spits it on a burrito then eats it.
I gave a guy a walking the burrito last night. It was pretty cool. The burrito tasted kinda nasty though.
by Officer Naughty October 31, 2010
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