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Burger Lift

A term harking back to the depths of the UK COVID Lockdown.

When trapped inside after contracting the dreaded lurgy, a Burger Lift is constructed from a length of climbing chord and a childs seaside bucket.

When a delivery from the local gourmet burger establishment arrives, the bucket is lowered down and the burger n chips is placed inside, then pulled up three floors to the hungry prisoner.
Up here mate - hang on a sec I'll just deploy the burger lift, I'm fucking famished!
by Torbaydos February 15, 2022
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Boner Burger

The act of putting your penis inside of a McDonalds cheeseburger in place of the meat patty.
Customer: Id like one cheeseburger boner burger style.

Drive Thru Attendant: Sure one boner burger meal coming right up.
by Boner Burger February 12, 2022
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Squirter Burger

When you're eating a girl out in the doggy style position and she diarrheas down into your mouth.
My woman had a bad case of the diarrhea last night and accidently gave me a Squirter Burger.
by Igaveurmomthe D November 28, 2017
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Burger Queer

4 ton fresh water hippo who's always friends with the 11/10, but always gate-keeps them. Usually has colored hair, is bi or gay, the bad kind of feminist, and, to reiterate, is fat as hell.
person 1: Yo bro, do you see that girl over there?
person 2: Yeah, why?
person 1: Would you mind distracting the burger queer over there while I rizz her up?
person 2: aight bruh, I'll try.
by Bigga Gigga Digga August 15, 2023
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Doyle Burger

Doyle Burger, or Doyle Bugr, is the ultimate pimp who pulls all the hoes.

Also see Oily Doyley and Willy D
by Doyle Stan 01 March 16, 2022
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Puto Burger

A poor man's burger . It consists of chips ( preferably barbecue chips or Doritos), piled on a single slice of bread with a dash of Tabasco and crushed into a ball in one's hand. An excellent choice for a late night snack.
We wanted to hit up Dennys after a long night of drinking but we didn't want to chance D.U. I so we stayed in and had Puto Burgers instead. Puto burger
by Pedio September 13, 2017
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burger wallet

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The woman’s burger wallet was filled by male suitors
by Tacotruck69 June 5, 2018
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