have some bollocks

When you’re late to an argument and you want to get involved. Eg the row is concluding and you get in a last “and have some bollocks”. Also traditionally used when the row is in a foreign language which you don’t understand

Person one: Me cago en tus dientes!

Person two: Que te jodas!
Person three: And have some bollocks!

by Dangdang July 23, 2021

Hang the bollocks out of it

When a person, normally working on an hourly rate, deliberately prolongs a task with the aim of making more money.

Old Harry has started to hang the bollocks out of it with that painting job, it’s a days work at most and he is still working on it three days later!!

by Keeno69 April 11, 2022

tip em bolloxs

Tip em bolloxs, to dismiss an individual or mock. Applied to those who are ridiculous, irrelevant or annoying etc

Irita listened to what was said about why my boyfriend didn’t turn up. She said “tip him bollox”. I wasn’t home on time I laughed and said ring and say tell them I’m tipping em bolloxs” etc. tip em bolloxs

by Liquidmoney October 19, 2022

Tip em bolloxs

Telling someone to go away, advising others to stay away from an individual or organisation.

Tony’s boss kept cancelling work, Rita said “tip em bolloxs “

by Liquidmoney October 26, 2022

Dog's bollocks

The old version of the colon(also toilet related):- when someone types :-
A bit dirtier than i thought, i thought the smiley had a nose but instead it gained a nus

Hey, VSauce michael here, did you know that back in the day, people but a - in front of the :?:- I want you to guess what it was called; dog's bollocks

by Nintendrew November 14, 2022

The assassination of BroBloxChris

The assassination of BroBloxChris is an event that occurred in 08/05§24 at 3 AM EDT where the Roblox moderators accused Chris of facilitating account theft by receiving and/or moving stolen items which was completely fake so it's a false execution, BroBloxVik tried to cover up his by lying and saying he died in a fire which is completely wrong considering Vik is known for working for Roblox Corporation.
BroBloxChris was later found out to be innocent and it was a wrongful execution

Person 1 : The assassination of BroBloxChris was a horrible event
Person 2 : i agree

by Black watch August 13, 2024

sweating like a bollock

Feeling extremely hot, typically in high summer when weather is particularly oppressive.

“I’m sweating like a bollock”

by SwissMinty March 19, 2024