boffin

An insult used by idiots, to hide their jelousy, very lame excuse for being dumb.

Amilia: What did you get in science?
Ro:87%
Amilia: I don't talk to boffins! Get out of ma face you geek! (sticks hand in Ro's Face

by Ro May 2, 2006

Boyfriend

Very decieving; may say one thing and do another, may tell white lies constantly; tend to have mood disorders; can be good or bad in bed; can sometimes be charming

my boyfriend said he'd be here in an hour, and showed up the next day after going to the bar instead

by clf1984 February 18, 2009

battery operated boyfriend (bob)

Name for a Vibrator, generally if the woman is too ugly to get a guy.

sally's to ugly for a real guy, she'll have to settle with a battery operated boyfriend for the rest of her life

by Joe Canadian April 6, 2005

boffed

The act of vomiting, especially whilst drunk.

Amy boffed outside Wetherspoons all over her new shoes.

by banana87 October 14, 2012

boyfriend

a person that you supposidly love, supposidly loves you.. then cheats on you with your best friend.

"he used me, he's my boyfriend"

by ....... October 22, 2003

boyfriend

Someone that your best friend hates. but you choose your boyfriend over her. and then when you break-up you go crawling back about so and so broke you heart.

can we just talk, my boyfriend just broke up with me. can we just be friends again?

by courtney November 24, 2004

boyfriend

useless, except for that one thing that hangs in between his legs which can be mass produced in every shape color and size and found at nearest sex shop or ordered by internet. yes. useless is right ;reason why women are so bitchy

Meet my new boyfriend mr. dildo.

by MERCEDESs July 6, 2007