False booking

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....

Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"

by TerribleTink June 23, 2010

Book Wasted

After you have read a book for so long (especially at night) that you can't remember or concentrate on anything else, besides what you were reading, until you conk out.

"I read Twilight for 3 hours last night and couldn't stop thinking about it until I fell asleep."

"Wow, you must have been completely book wasted!"

by craigishilarious March 5, 2014

Throne booking

The act of scrolling through ones feed, responding or wall monitoring while on the toilet.

Brian: "You have anything to read in your bathroom"
Matt: "If you had an iPhone you'd be throne booking right now"

by ididthat October 25, 2011

book fog

where a person interrupts a bookworm from reading the current book in said book worm's hands. Can cause the bookworm to get mad, give glazed look, or even become a troller after hearing what the person wants

He decided to go to try and talk to Susan. She had was in a book fog.

by mownkehhhhh December 8, 2011

the book treatment

a prescribed treatment of slamming a book on your dick or shoving a book up your vagina depending on what you have

i like to give myself the book treatment
reallll sexy boi
zach is also gay

by gaythiccboiii March 6, 2019

book bogey

Name given to the sticky glue used to fix enclosed items within magazines or books. These contained items include CD's, DVD's, promotional leaflets or plastic sleeves.

I removed the enclosed disc that came with the magazine but the sticky book bogey still remained on the page.

by ThinkToy April 30, 2010

Book Nerd

Someone who is obviously a huge nerd.

No doubt about it.

Their favorite book is probably something like Lord of The Rings.

That girl is pretty hot but man is she a book nerd. She says she's not a nerd but her Elvish tattoo says otherwise

by YeaKevin June 24, 2019