Blumpkin Messiah

Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.

After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.

by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020

Reverse Uno Blumpkin

The reciprocal of a Blumpkin. A girl is on the toilet shitting whiling giving a blowjob to the guy standing up. Reverse Uno Blumpkin!

Damn that girl was dropping logs giving me a Reverse Uno Blumpkin

by CreamPyi September 13, 2021

Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but in an outhouse.

Sherri gave me a Country Blumpkin at the family farm last weekend!

by littlestblue September 21, 2016

The Splashing Blumpkins

This is just what I call The Smashing Pumpkins, I think it’s funny.

The Smashing Pumpkins? More like The Splashing Blumpkins, ammirite?

by thesplashingblumpkins June 5, 2021

Reverse Blumpkin

When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman and is defecating at the same time(aka blumpkin). However while defecating the woman takes a hold of the fecal matter and forces it back up the anus, hence the term reverse.

In simple words, a woman is giving a blumpkin and shoves the shit back up the mans ass.

Lucas: Yo Emily, Ben said that Reverse Blumpkin lowkey hurt.

Emily: Yeah it was a surprise 😝

by Bumpkin Specialist February 8, 2025

Blumpkin Pie

An act of oral sex while defecating on the toilet, or blumpkin, used as a holiday or Thanksgiving joke or the after effect of a blumpkin.

Hey babe. Wanna go make our famous Thanksgiving dessert? Let's go to the bathroom and make a blumpkin pie!!

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

surprise blumpkin

your having a relaxing shit and the door bursts open and the person yells Surprise blumpkin and starts to give you unplanned oral sex

Cameron burst into the hot portaloo. Yells surprise blumpkin and started sucking. He enjoys when the poo poo snapped off and splashes up into his mouth the same time as the man ejaculated

by Sxfndr December 6, 2020