Blumpkin Soup

A dish created after ejaculation from Blumpkin is kept in female's mouth with the male's dingleberry's added into the female's mouth creating a well rounded and tasty Blumpkin soup.

I finished adding the final ingredient to the Blumpkin soup which brought up a unique and delightful smell in the bathroom.

by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024

Hi-Brow Blumpkin

The act of two people defecating on the same toilet while one receives fellatio. One person relieving themselves in the tank and the second facing them also passing excrement in the actual toilet. Thus referring to the hi brow part, being that the person on the tank is eye-brow level with the person on the bottom.

Man I just received the most amazing Hi-brow Blumpkin from a tranny in a Cahokia gas station.

by CHRISLARRYJEFF November 7, 2010

Honey blumpkin

A blumpkin given in a porta potty (aka Honey bucket)

The porta-potty after the marathon was piled with a pyramid of poo, but my girl was still willing to give me a honey blumpkin.

by JazzyJen April 11, 2024

Barry benson Blumpkin

When your 69 ing but instead ur eating each other’s ass so ur 96 ing and ur also watching bee movie porn .

“Can you pay for dinner ?“
“Only if you give me a Barry benson Blumpkin”.

by Lozenger69 January 10, 2025

Blumpkin

The greasiest shit ever. When a hoe blows the D while the guy takes a shiiii.

I was at a football game and this bitch busted open the shitter door and gave me a blumpkin.

by Juicy_kawasaki November 19, 2018

Bomb rush blumpkin

A bomb rush blumpkin is where your getting a blumpkin (getting or giving head while on the toilet) and playing splatoon 2 at the same time

“Yo my girl just gave me a bomb rush blumpkin it was fire”

by Forbe June 28, 2024

Blue Blumpkin

A blumpkin in a porta-john.

That skanky ho gave me a blue blumpkin, then threw up all over her shirt.

by Jvonmuenster June 22, 2018