Blue Doosh

The blue tooth headset that is often seen sported by people walking down the street, in a coffee shop, and in client meetings. Often associated with those who think they are so cool that they can't take off their blue-tooth headset, thus rendering them a Blue Doosh.

Typically a douchebag who has a Blue Tooth headset on.
*looking at someone sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant, with his left ear flickering*

"Blue Doosh alert! That guy is wearing his Blue Doosh."
by blue doosh dont April 07, 2010
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Bacon Blues

Severe sickness when you realize that your not having bacon for breakfast.

Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.
Joe: Gee, Tim looks pretty depressed.

Rick: He has the Bacon Blues.
by Bacon=Life April 30, 2010
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Blue Evans

When you slap someone’s arse that hard it goes blue and splotchy
Oh man I was fucking this guy last night and he pure gave me a blue evans
by Karmasutra69 August 29, 2021
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Blue Germs

A person whom identifies as going to the primary school Brindle St Joseph’s
Ugh look at those idiot blue germs
by FactsByMwa July 05, 2021
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Ldr Blues

Stands for "long distance relationship blues." Feeling of missing each other. Lack of set date for a reunion and feeling stuck in the separation phase. The temporary lull of feeling hopeless and sad until you go on Pinterest and pin a whole bunch of Long distance couple ideas and activities to do.
Friend: "hey man what's wrong?"
Axl: "nothing, just feeling the ldr Blues!"
by AKtoSeaTac August 21, 2016
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BLUE DIAMOND

A deep depression that occurs as a result of realising that any wealth or success you have ever, or will ever achieved is a result of the efforts of your father.
Those guys are really showing off about their business success, but in reality they inherited a Blue Diamond from their dad.
by Suck a Fkwit August 29, 2022
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