baked bonds

What really retarded grill gaymers say.

Me: bonds
Me when high: baked bonds
-some random grill gaymer 2019

by cannoli 99 April 5, 2019

Baked beans

Baked beans is slang for when you’re happy and need to let out a random word, also can be said “baked beans on toast” or just “beans on toast”.

“Hey, guess what !!”
“What?”
“WE ARE GOING TO SEE HAMILTON”
“BAKED BEANS ON TOAST”

“Hi, i have some shocking, bad news.. your cat Amanda died..”
“Baked... beans...”

by Bakedbeansontoast September 4, 2019

Baked

Used to describe someone who looks strange or funny in a photo. Can also apply to real life. Demi Lovato’s notorious ‘poot’ could be described as the ‘baked’ version of her.

Scenario one-
Friend: yo dude you lookin hella baked in that photo

Scenario two-
You: I feel baked right now

Friend: yeah you do look baked my dude

by Steloo September 15, 2019

barbed asshole

Anal fir the first time

Example:
Yo this girl got a barbed asshole

by Parap93 September 19, 2019

Bardenhofer

A very handsome boy who kisses his mom every night before going to bed. He cant sleep until his mom tells him a bedtime story with cookies and milk.

Oh did he poo his bed again? He's such a Bardenhofer.

by peepeepoopoo12 October 14, 2019

Baked Potato

The act of a person with Down syndrome getting high

I know I want to make my brother a baked potato

by Rosstherubberchicken October 17, 2019

Baked

When you’re sooooo tired that you can’t function at all.. so you it looks like you’re high but you’re just really tired

Damn you looked baked before u took that nap

by jálanos sinsizisns November 7, 2019