toilet banana

Probably, the term used for poop by drunk scientists.

Einstein: “Hey Newton, Don’t forget to flush your toilet banana!

by xTexasJockx1 May 20, 2019

Banana wave

The act of waving as if a banana were hand your hand with a closed fist. Same as the motion of jerking a cock.

Darrick didn't care what we had to say. He just gave us the banana wave.😒

by Boom Boom Taco Smasher November 11, 2015

god banana

Banana... but god

damn I saw that god banana in the store the other day and that ish was looking ripe.

by eek.momsharts January 14, 2017

Rasputin Banana

The Rasputin Banana is when you use shattered glass from fine glass to slice 3 to 5 of the veins on your penis and shout "Для России!" (Translation: "For Russia!" ) and proceed to rail your boyfriend or girlfriend in the ass until they shit themselves using nothing but dick blood for lube.

I picked up this chick at the bar and she told me she wanted to do something extra kinky tonight so I gave her the Rasputin Banana.

by KING HORN November 20, 2017

Banana protest

The action of doing the dick glitch in cyber punk 77 then throwing a chicken at samurai the violently shitting your pants and yelling “nice cock”

The other day John had a banana protest

by Stinky kinky December 25, 2020

Banana Foster

When you rub bananas over your penis then receive oral sex.

Man my girl came over and gave me the best banana foster!

by Keshyrae August 25, 2015

Kansas Banana

A euphemism used by medical staff to refer to a patient admitted for prolonged erection as a result of over dosing on Viagra. The term is derived from the fact that one of the first celebrity endorsers of the drug was a Senator from Kansas named Dole. A synonym is "purple paw paw."

We have a Kansas banana in exam room three and ice packs aren't working so I think we'll have to install a shunt to drain it.

by Cledus Snow October 17, 2021