Cracker Barrel

A restaurant in the South, which got its name from old school Cowboys. Where the term cracker came from

Theres to many cracka's at Cracker Barrel. Lets get some viddles somewhere else

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

Barracuda

Push a girl down a slide (preferably at a water park) and then almost instantly send your semen down afterwards so that it follows her down the slide like a barracuda would through the water

(and hopefully hits her on the back of the head at the end) making it a dirty barracuda)

Girl 1: I was at the water park the other day and some nasty mayyyn sent his barracuda down the slide

Girl 2: Daammn, Was that shit dirty

Girl 1: Mhhhm

by smithsjfc November 12, 2009

land barracuda

A nasty, ugly, and usually old thing who hangs out in bars (especially gay bars) ready to pounce on hot, young patrons. As merciless & fast in their approach as real barracudas are in their feeding.

See that land barracuda over there? Stay away.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

cracker barrel

draping one's scrotum over another's face, eyes or mouth, usually while the victim is asleep

Thatcher is asleep; somebody needs to give him a cracker barrel.

by tbone82 July 27, 2011

barratt park

a place full of anti-soicial youths in widnes and full of bagheads like barlow and Tbay.

coming down the barratt park barlow to rig up a few joints lad .yer lad.

by benjaminge May 13, 2006

Barrel Law

In southern United States Communities; a barrel is fixed in a position downtown, usually on a downtown square for the purposes of determining age of consent. A gentleman will place the young lady in question inside the barrel, should she be able to see over the top of that barrel, she is deemed to be legal for sexual relations. Thought to have originated in Estonia, known for their own "keg laws". Brought to the United by Andrus Hallur in the mid 1700's. First used in the US in Savannah Georgia where Hallur ran a fudgery and bait shop.

Willie was very excited to meet Wanda, a young deaf mute girl. Before he defiled her in the back of his buggy, he had to take her down to the barrel to see if she passed the local Barrel Law. Thankfully, after getting up on her toes, she was able to see over the top. Willie was then legally able to make her a woman.

by brandonray March 13, 2009

trash barrel slut

Similar to a traditional slut, this particular tramp can be found, face down, inside the bottom of a dumpster practicing her craft on the largest discarded banana she can find. Owing to distinctly squalid living conditions, many trash barrel sluts are toothless, and instead religiously practice the "gumming" technique, which along with very low prices, makes them a popular choice for young gentlemen. In recent years they have unionized and joined the Army in large quantities. Though a few (not toothless) become actual servicepeople, many have chosen to remain as mere hangers-on, earning the wayward buck here and there, possibly by "offering rides in a Hummer."

Nick's Mom is a trash barrel slut. I once got her out of the trash barrel long enough to give me a hummer on top of South garage.

by SupremeCognition May 8, 2008