peanut butter heart attack

That strange, uncomfortable pressure you get in the back of your throat/chest after eating too much peanut butter.

"Dude I just ate 3 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I think I'm having a peanut butter heart attack!"

"Damn bro you need to chill out with the peanut butter."

by optimus primed May 3, 2012

cardiac attack

A two-fisted punch to the chest accompanied by saying "SHA-POW" used to cause the victim's heart to cease beating, thusly killing them.

SuperJerk used his cardiac attack to take out the armed assailant.

by Diomedes December 15, 2008

Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia

The fear of having a Big Mac attack and not being able to sexually satisfy the Big Mac. So you wonder if there is even any point in puting a condem on if the Big Mac is just going to lay there like a dead fish. I mean come on, where both adults here, if you don't want to be here then we should just call it off right now.....
I Love you Big Mac.

Jim looked up from his Fillet-O-Fish with longful eyes as Grimace finished off his Big Mac. Jim had never eaten a Big Mac for fear of suffering from Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia

by Buck Futter September 24, 2006

black attack

This prejudiced term refers to black families and people who work hard to get enough money to leave the ghetto and move to a more respectable neighborhood.

This is the primary cause for white flight in the once affluent suburbs of the U.S.

Joseph: I grew up in Harlem but graduated from Harvard with a 4.0, and a degree in Law. I decided to move to scarsdale into a nice house. My white neighbors moved out 2 years later. I overheard them saying they were victims of black attack.

by johnfitzgibbonsIII July 7, 2006

fart attack

When you release such a large volume of gas when you fart that it creates a vacuum and sucks out your insides out your butthole.

That was the biggest fart I have ever heard.

Yea the guy had a fart attack afterwards.

by Jacobs319 April 12, 2011

1-10 Scale (of female attractiveness)

The 1-10 scale of female attractiveness is a ranking system used to classify women based on appearance with 1 being the lowest and least appealing and 10 being the most. Traditionally, a margin of error of +- 1 is acceptable during story telling.

Numbers on the scale correspond to the following:

1: Angels weep at the mere existence of such an ugly creature
2: Disgusting, revolting, or otherwise vile
3: A trash compactor could improve her features
4: The sight of her is tolerable, if not desired
5: Average. If inebriated, you would consider her attractive
6: Not half bad
7: Recognizable as an appealing partner for reproduction
8: Stories are told and grins shared over obtaining her digits
9: Radiant, beautiful, and otherwise worthy of praise
10: A goddess. Dicks of all ages rise in salute as she walks by.

An essential tool in any gentleman's toolbox, the 1-10 scale allows for the safe counsel of friends. Never allow a bro to have any genital contact with a female below a 4.

Words of wisdom for the 1-10 scale (of female attractiveness) - If she's a three, let her be. If she's an eight, try to mate. If she's a ten, try again.

by Irate Beagle November 7, 2016

Zak Attack

A sex move similar to a rim job, where the thumb of the left hand is inserted into the anus, while continuing to use the tongue. Not to be confused with a Nak Attack.

Wayne: Kate was so mad at Trent the other night, that she went over to Dexter's room and Zak Attacked him!
Kyle: What, a rim job wasn't enough?

by Kate Nak April 14, 2010