The first Atheist holiday, Blowjob Day, is February 2nd of each year. BJ Day is not to be confused with Groundhog's Day. Ever. Seriously, don't do it.
The best holiday. The first Atheist holiday, Blowjob Day, is February 2nd of each year. BJ Day is not to be confused with Groundhog's Day. Ever. Seriously, don't do it.
by Apricity December 25, 2014
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by DTOL December 15, 2012
Get the Aggresive Atheist mug.Someone that thinks of a god or gods as impossible, or just doesn't really care. Atheism is a lack of belief, not a belief so atheism is not a religion. Atheists may or may not have a love of science. Some atheists have plausible reasons for being an atheist, while others don't. You can be one of the following kinds of atheists:
1) Someone that has had something personal happen with their religion and doesn't believe in god because of that personal problem
2) Angry atheist: Someone intolerant to religion.
3) retaliating atheist: Someone that fights back when theists (mostly Christians) pick a fight. NOTE: Some theists confuse this one with #2 because atheists don't want Christianity to be in the government or anything symbolizing the government. These include flags, post offices, schools, town/village/city halls, etc.
4) Someone that really doesn't care and so by their lack of belief, are classified as an atheist.
5) Agnostic atheist. This one is commonly confused as agnostics. There are no such things as agnostics in the belief system. You can be an agnostic atheist or an agnostic theist, but you can't be just an agnostic.
1) Someone that has had something personal happen with their religion and doesn't believe in god because of that personal problem
2) Angry atheist: Someone intolerant to religion.
3) retaliating atheist: Someone that fights back when theists (mostly Christians) pick a fight. NOTE: Some theists confuse this one with #2 because atheists don't want Christianity to be in the government or anything symbolizing the government. These include flags, post offices, schools, town/village/city halls, etc.
4) Someone that really doesn't care and so by their lack of belief, are classified as an atheist.
5) Agnostic atheist. This one is commonly confused as agnostics. There are no such things as agnostics in the belief system. You can be an agnostic atheist or an agnostic theist, but you can't be just an agnostic.
1)
"I'm an atheist"
"Why?"
"I have had personal troubles with religion"
2)
"I am intolerant to religion"
"Why?"
"Because it is the root of all evil"
3)
"I'm an atheist and I don't think religion should be in the government"
"You are an angry atheist"
"No, I just don't want the government forcing religion on me."
4)
"Are you a christian?"
"I don't really care"
"Are you an atheist?"
"Again, I don't care"
5)
"I'm an agnostic atheist. I don't believe there is enough evidence to prove the existence of a god."
"I'm an atheist"
"Why?"
"I have had personal troubles with religion"
2)
"I am intolerant to religion"
"Why?"
"Because it is the root of all evil"
3)
"I'm an atheist and I don't think religion should be in the government"
"You are an angry atheist"
"No, I just don't want the government forcing religion on me."
4)
"Are you a christian?"
"I don't really care"
"Are you an atheist?"
"Again, I don't care"
5)
"I'm an agnostic atheist. I don't believe there is enough evidence to prove the existence of a god."
by thegreatatheistdefiner June 1, 2009
Get the Atheist mug.Well, I used to live a blinded life, led by a fictional superbeing that cannot possibly exist in this dimension, but then I thought: "what the hell am I doing?" So, I chose the path of atheism.
by DweebTwirp June 28, 2008
Get the Atheism mug.A person who uses logic to figure out that there is no such thing as a higher power or diety
They also do not believe in satan seing as he would be a higher power.
They also do not believe in satan seing as he would be a higher power.
by AJ December 4, 2004
Get the atheist mug.by CatWithTheGatt March 19, 2003
Get the atheist mug.One without a religion, particularly Christianity. Generally, they have read and understood enough of the Bible and general preaching to make their own opinion. They can manage to see the big picture, rather than be "brainwashed" into a 2000 year old cult, which is only accepted because it is hammered into the brains of us while we are gullible children.
The Church used to say the World was flat and the Sun rotated around the Earth.
Also, according to the Bible, the world is only 4000 years old, all evidence found that has been pre-dated is a trick by the Devil... yeah, sure.
Also, according to the Bible, the world is only 4000 years old, all evidence found that has been pre-dated is a trick by the Devil... yeah, sure.
by Atheist "scum" May 13, 2003
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