simon tingey

Simon Tingey - that badass motherfucker who can take away all your strength, just using his little toe. Everyone should know a Simon Tingey. But BE WARNED - he will not hold back when it comes to criticism of your film choices or those films you have yet to see.

Side note: will never win at Superfight

Girl: hi what's your name?
Simon Tingey: Simon Tingey
Girl: cool

by Buddybeth January 17, 2017

Simon

A gay little dude who just wants to have some fun alongside his friends. He has an extremely contagious laugh and can be very energetic, boosting the mood wherever he goes, but when the time calls for it he can also be the sweetest and most comforting person you know. His hugs and cuddles are to die for, and you'll often find yourself missing him whenever he isn't around. His presence alone is enough to make you smile, and he's always there to support you no matter the situation. Anyone who doesn't have a Simon in their lives is missing out big time, and those who do should feel lucky that they have such an amazing friend they know they can go to any time.

Simon: *Appears*
Everyone: Hi
Simon: Hello

by Dimoo February 19, 2022

Simone Charlton

A ginger little bitch that thinks she can get with anyone

Stop being Simone Charlton hew

by Aiddogggggg January 29, 2020

simon

un puto duende

bro, zumito de leche (simon)

by nomonomo August 7, 2022

Simone

Often pronounced seemone seamen and Simon,she is a talented dancer and gymnast who hates s.n.,enjoys Fresh meat and will "fart on your desk".She is highly studious and one of my absolute favorite people

Simone is in 4.1,reps flambooboo and is soon to teef 5 boxlunches

by Kcastle January 21, 2023

Simon

Simon pronounced in Latin “ kiss ass “ is exactly what he says on “ la tin “ … usually found de weeding commercial properties he doesn’t own or kiss assing personal trainers with coffee machines . Usually has two memberships to any gym he joins .

“ oh Great Simon’s just turned up , shall we get him to paint the gym walls today or scrub the skids off the toilets ? “

by Old time November 23, 2021

Simon Goh

Simon is a very handsome man,he is charming and sweet.He may looks fierce or quiet all the time.But he will be there whenever anyone that is close to him needed help.

Hi its simon goh!instant report from wahkee!

by Rae lil black November 23, 2021