When a man and a woman are deeply in love the woman will defecate into a sock of her choosing and have the man beat her with it till she looses consciousness.
person 1: what you do last night
person 2: my girl made me give her the old Alabama shit sock
person 1: atta boy
person 2: my girl made me give her the old Alabama shit sock
person 1: atta boy
by tyrell Mcdangledick November 23, 2020
Get the Alabama shit sockmug. 1. Family memeber sucks you dry
2. You cum into a bottle
3. You send the bottle of cum to all the libtards up north.
2. You cum into a bottle
3. You send the bottle of cum to all the libtards up north.
Christina: Hey Bella do you want to hang out?
Bella: Sorry I’m giving my brother and father an Alabama Blow Job
Bella: Sorry I’m giving my brother and father an Alabama Blow Job
by Bigcockypoppy69 April 14, 2019
Get the Alabama Blow Jobmug. Performed by farting into your cupped hand and slapping someone in the mouth, effectively adding insult to injury.
To carry out this action, place your cupped hand over your anus immediately after flatulating. In the same way you would eat a handful of popcorn, pretend you are feeding that to your target...violently.
If done correctly, the motion will give the recipient a good sample of your brew while taking care of whatever needs that demanded this fool be slapped in the mouth to begin with.
To carry out this action, place your cupped hand over your anus immediately after flatulating. In the same way you would eat a handful of popcorn, pretend you are feeding that to your target...violently.
If done correctly, the motion will give the recipient a good sample of your brew while taking care of whatever needs that demanded this fool be slapped in the mouth to begin with.
"Aaron had been dicking with his iPhone since he got to work today. I was tired of covering his ass while he messed around, so I gave him an Alabama Cheese Feeder."
"That angry little asian guy just gave me the middle finger again! I'm going to give him an Alabama Cheese Feeder!"
"That angry little asian guy just gave me the middle finger again! I'm going to give him an Alabama Cheese Feeder!"
by FUHanSolo October 2, 2010
Get the Alabama Cheese Feedermug. by trenchcoat July 25, 2016
Get the alabama thunder cuntmug. The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy who has never had anal sex before without using lube. Doing this will be very horrible to the person being penetrated since it will be extremely tight and involve a lot of friction.
James: "Hey man, have you had sex with sally yet?"
David: "Well, she kept saying no so I just waited until she went to sleep and gave her an Alabama Dry Rub."
David: "Well, she kept saying no so I just waited until she went to sleep and gave her an Alabama Dry Rub."
by Intereo March 23, 2011
Get the Alabama Dry Rubmug. The act of prolapsing your sexual partners asshole, then whacking it with a penis or fist until it retracts itself back into the body. Repeat for maximum entertainment.
One time the Hub made Disney Princesses asshole fall out and proceeded to play a 5 hours game of alabama whack-a-mole with it. Indian Style, no lube.
by chron-or May 30, 2009
Get the Alabama Whack-a-Molemug. Sally: I hope i don't get slammed again.
Mike: 1... 2... 3... GO!
Sally: Damn you guys! (falls to floor face down)
Mike: Let the games begin.
Dan: Thank god for the Alabama Hammer Slammer or we'd never get laid!
Mike: 1... 2... 3... GO!
Sally: Damn you guys! (falls to floor face down)
Mike: Let the games begin.
Dan: Thank god for the Alabama Hammer Slammer or we'd never get laid!
by KuntaTobias October 9, 2012
Get the Alabama Hammer Slammermug.