hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.

*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.








hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

by t655645765 March 8, 2009

all day i dream about sports

A slogan that helps you spell the brand Adidas.

How do you spell adadis (sp)?

Easy. Just remember all day I dream about sports.

by CB2 October 2, 2007

IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR PUT IN THE WORK PUT IN THE HOURS AND TAKE WHATS OURS

the face off challenges best lyrics

Person 1: IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR PUT IN THE WORK PUT IN THE HOURS AND TAKE WHATS OURS
Person 2: OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by UwU-Nya~ November 2, 2021

How about a nice cold cup of stfu

Cold water :)

How about a nice cold cup of stfu :)

by bjx March 29, 2003

The truth about what makes Japan so great

Japan and America/Britain are an opposing positive field, meaning that both cultures are fascinated with each other, such as Beckham in Tokyo, or Nintendo. Japan is just like any other place, so i dont feel that i should think of the people any differently, or that they're better or worse.

They're just like you and me.

By the way, using chopsticks is such a pain. i dont know how asian toddlers can do it but i can't!

by Biafra J October 7, 2004

talk about your mind fuck

when you forget something, something someone says when someone else has a brain fart

student "shit i forgot that was due today!!"

class mate "talk about your mind fuck"

by mir-mira October 31, 2008

Will I ever stop making defintions about libtards?

Will I ever stop making defintions about libtards? Take a willldd guess.

Will I ever stop making defintions about libtards?

Only when they stop convincing children to be gay pedophiles

by Skyrim550 April 13, 2022