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thing to kill people with

Hammer, penis, your mom, knife, gun (of any kind), Harpoon, your body, cans, quarters, brass knuckles, grenades, friendly fire, and STDs.
Wow, that guy has a thing to kill people with, oh no everyone is dead!!! Why didn't I do anything, my wife and children are all dead... WHY!!!!!
by giantthings December 5, 2014
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Delicious things are heavy.

Delicious things are heavy.

Too heavy for humans to carry, so they started dropping dead on the streets exponentially, leaving all their delicious things behind untouched.
Law.
Delicious things are heavy. They were too heavy for all human to carry, so Gian kept finding new and interesting delicious things each and every day.
by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023
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Making Love To The Thing

When at least two people are smoking marijuana from a pipe or spliff, and someone in the rotation is talking or just wasting time that can be used to smoke or practice karate. This terrible act is rewarded by a swift kick in the testicles or a slap to the mouth.
When the pipe got to him, he started Making Love To The Thing, so we had to take it away from him and give him a nice slap.
by Mr.337 August 28, 2009
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stranger things fan

A person apart of one of the most annoying fandoms ever. Will dox you if you say anything negative towards one of the actors that they worship. Especially the Finn Wolfhard, Noah Schnapp, and Millie Bobby Brown supporters.
Person 1: hey I just met a girl. She’s a huge stranger things fan
Person 2: RUN BITCH RUN
by www.no.com November 16, 2020
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Cutest thing alive! :)

Olivia S. is the Cutest thing alive! :) from Chris :)
by MrTfan :) April 25, 2010
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funny little thing

Something funny that is also little.
Person 1: Hey what is in your pants?
Person2 : yeah it my funny little thing called a penis
by EA sports it’s in the game December 12, 2021
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these things take time

An expression that indicates an attitude of laziness by casually delaying a chore or assignment till some undetermined point in the future.
"My wife said I need to mow the yard. I told here it's a work in progress but these things take time."
"I need to work on my paper but I'll brainstorm by watching television. I have to let my brain recharge and these things take time.
by Tennant's Doctor May 24, 2016
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