Samuel Elsner

This motherfucker is the best guy on this list, surpasses literally everyone. He is 10 inches SOFT and you can grind diamonds on his abs. Literally the hottest guy I know and is sweet, caring, and somewhat shy. Kratos has nothing on this absolute SIGMA of a man. This unit deadlifted the universe while heavily injured when he 1v2d Akuto Sai and Kami Tenchi in a 2v1 after they wrote themselves to be the strongest.

Did you hear about Samuel?
Samuel Elsner? Which God did he take down this time?
All of them.

by TheWriterOfAllElse December 2, 2021

Samuel Richardson

One who knows all, sees all and is all
They have a perm and a weak mustache

"Samuel Richardson, yeah, he's got a perm"

by SwaggableEnjoyer February 10, 2024

Alex Samuel Somers

A handsome charming charismatic rizzler that you stick your gyatt out to because he is so skibiti and fanum tax you want to be his sigma go to him and give him your ohio

Alex Samuel Somers is a rizzler

by Tigritz February 13, 2024

Samuel Butler

A fat neo-nazi

shut up Samuel butler

by ToastyBalls March 11, 2024

Ryan John Samuel

The most manly guy around, not completely perfect but the closest thing we have. Accepts his room for growth and will kick your ass if provoked

Daddy? Oh you mean Ryan John Samuel

by bigdoginferno March 11, 2024

Spitty Samuel

A Spitty Samuel is where you drench your hands in saliva before giving someone a two-handed handjob. You specifically move you hands in opposite directions

Hey bro, I just got done getting a Spitty Samuel, kinda sticky after.

by Christopher Rizzington October 6, 2025

samuel

1. something stupid.

2. faggy turk

ts so samuel bruh.

You're being such a samuel rn. Don't get banned for no reason.

by itsnotfake October 12, 2025