Huge Raging Panda

An almost indescribable sight to see. It is when a man's penis has been inactive and unused for quite some time and then he gets an erection in which the end result is the man's erection looks like a very, very angry panda. This sight is due to the fact that the penis has been so long out of the "game" that it has grown angry and has grown lots of hair with some discoloration due to a feeling of old age. To prevent always show attention to your penis, it has feelings too.

Whoa man put that huge raging panda away, nobody wants to see that.

by Wang,Johnson69 September 23, 2010

kung fu panda

When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass doggie style wearing a Panda mask. However for this act to be done properly, she must have a bamboo stick in her mouth and you hold onto the ends like you are riding the cow she is.

I lent my friend Eric a panda mask because he was going to go all out Kung Fu Panda on some fat slut he found on Craigslist.

by Matty Matarangelo February 23, 2009

Panda Dancing

Panda dancing came into practise when two year 10 pupils at a secondary school decided to dance and race pandas, these teenagers were called Niall (Panda) and Chris (Beans. Obviously racing pandas isn't allowed so they made themselves into pandas. This sport is fun and gets children out the house (mainly because it happens at schools).

Racing across a field like a panda dancing

by Niall (Panda) November 11, 2006

Post Panda Paralysis

The malaise state one experiences after engorging oneself on panda express.

No I cant get off the couch and do that, I am suffering from Post Panda Paralysis

by Philosophical Harassment Panda April 29, 2011

Ganda Panda Syndrome

Ganda Panda Syndrome is a very deadly and a very rare disease. It's symptoms include the following:-
1)Pooping 69 tonnes a day
2)Using abusive languages

3)Becoming short tempered

4) Inability to solve basic maths probelms
5) becoming mentally unstable
6) becoming fat from all directions (even that main part)
7) Killing teammates in PUBG (username is PCT×CAMPING)

HE IS KNOWN BY MANY NAMES... FOR EXAMPLE:- GANDA, VANSHRAJRAJRAJOFGANGAIKONDACHOLAPURAM,VANSHAJ HIRENDRA RAI,PANDA,PENDA,PUNDA,etc...

This incredibly rare disease is spread by befriending him,playing PUBG with him,eating bamboo,mupirocin ointment,bleeding nails,etc...

Treatments include:-
1)Killing Vanshaj by-
A)Knife
B)Gluestick
C)Nails
D)Bamboo
E)Crowbar
F)UMP9,SCAR-L,AKM,AWM,M249,M1644
2) staying atleast one mile away from him
3) Torturing him

Hey! Stay away from VANSHAJ Rai or you will get the Ganda Panda Syndrome

by Troublemaking Emu November 19, 2018

frying panda bear

code word for pansexual

wats ur sexuality

im a frying panda bear

by harrypotterinamerica April 20, 2018

Trash Panda Day

December 28th is Trash Panda Day. Where you and your friends dress up with any clothing that has raccoons on it. This day is to celebrate your trashy friends and an excuse to drink like there is no tomorrow. Courtesy of S&E

S: You know what day it is?
E: Yuh the 28th of December
S: Dude it’s Trash Panda Day!!

by LordBash666 December 28, 2022