Cream Cannon

when you haven’t had sex in a while and your semen shoots out like a cannon.

I haven’t had sex in so long when I nutted on her face it was like a cream cannon!

by morganandtyrell December 29, 2019

cannonize

To honor a deceased individual by wrapping him in mummy-wadding and shooting him out da barrel of a heavy-artillery weapon.

In da famous early-1940's animated short, "Daffy the Commando", Von Vulture felt sure dat he'd most definitely done away with da perpetually-infuriating Daffy Duck (finally!) after loading him into da huge Howitzer ("Ah, now t'dry and duck ZIS one, you DUCK! Heil HITluh!") and detonating da powder-charge, but all dat actually happened was dat Daffy merely got "cannonized" --- i.e., shot out over Berlin as a "human cannonball"; he eventually landed near a crowd of citizens who were listening to one of Da Führer's infamous "screaming rant" speeches, and clobbers said loudly-verbose dictator over da head with a huge mallet.

by QuacksO September 17, 2022

Dusche-Cannon

a dusche cannon is anyone thats being a fag, can be used to make fun of people in an arguement.

"Drew was such a fag for cutting himself"
"I know man, hes a real dusche-cannon"

by Muddass Pimpster August 12, 2008

silk cannon

A slang for pension

She sucked on my silk cannon until it started shooting missiles

by Doughboyjunior June 12, 2023

Mr. Cannon

Mr. Cannon is a god among men

Mr. Cannon can write poetry better than you
Mr. Cannon knows more about grammar than anyone in the world
Mr. Cannon is no simp
Mr. Cannon can beat Jordan

My teacher Mr. Cannon makes me handwrite my essays 3 times before I type it

by Gary_Winthorp April 22, 2020

Cannon Basketball

when you stick a golfball in your partner's anus and you wait for it to pop out

bro, I totally shocked her with the cannon basketball!

by The doctors fuck buddy January 14, 2021

Big Cannons

Term used to describe a female with a pair of large breasts.

The term was coined by Kenny Powers in the HBO show Eastbound and Down when referring to his ex lover (April Buchanon) who possessed a pair of large breasts.

“Hey Big Cannons (April), who’s the new dude?”

by T C Ellis May 22, 2025