reverse blumpkin

when she eats your ass while ya pee
straight hank hill her shit
'I always poop at little when I pee"

Bruh Stacy gave me a reverse blumpkin

by itsjustAkira January 17, 2019

Emerald Blumpkin

When you're smoking pot on the toilet, cough hard and blow out a huge deuce.

I had a wicked Emerald Blumpkin smoking that Incredible Hulk on the can this morning.

by cockadoodledont February 9, 2019

Queen of Blumpkins

When a 28 year old blonde haired Walmart associate gives you a decent blowjob while you are on the toilet after a day filled with Indian food and spicy tacos...

Britni was so good at this, she must be the queen of blumpkins!

by Lind478& June 2, 2018

Blumpkin sanchez

While recieving a bumpkin the person giving fellatio reaches in the bowl and retrieves feces in order to smear it on their face

That female gave me a blumpkin sanchez; I doubt I'll be seeing her again

by Cptnhowdy June 6, 2018

BLUMPKIN Sandwich

The glorious action of recieving amazing head, while suffering from a disastrous taco Tuesday melt down and you whip out your master Chef skills and whip up a sandwich on his/her head before they swallow your load.

One Chad to another Chad

"BROOO you know that chick Stephanie dude?? Shes bangin dude!!! But you'll never guess what happened last night bro. Like, me and that chick Stephanie were totally getting it on dude, and I made her eat a blumpkin sandwich dude. It was glorious

by DR-Semi-Philish. July 3, 2019

Reverse blumpkin

While you take a shit and the female makes you eat out her butthole or vagina

I left the door unlocked and she came in bent over in front of me and started playing with herself and smothered her ass in my face

Yeah that's called a reverse blumpkin

by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019

blumpkin blowback

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump, combined with the holy grail of the splash from the dump landing in her eye.

With one big splash and a squeal, my blumpkin turned into a blumpkin blowback, pushing me right over the edge!!

by Dirty girl April 23, 2018