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Zombie nap

A Zombie nap is when you’re exhausted and fall asleep but when it’s time to wake up you feel worse than you did before you fell asleep.
I took a zombie nap and now I feel horrible.
by Pink Cinnamon October 17, 2021
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choking the zombie

A term used for stimulating a limp penis and bringing it to life
My mom caught me choking the zombie last night.
by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013
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zombie tax

Complacency tax. A tax on anything which we all know is clearly bad for the environment or our health.
Zombie taxes are special taxes on things like tobacco. Taxes on plastic bottles. Taxes on processed food and soft drinks. Taxes on cars that get low mileage.
by irrealism September 25, 2012
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Zombie chew

This is used when a person of any sex had offered to give oral. When performing the oral, the receiver is unable to be erect, causing it to lump and lifeless. “Dead meat” This is also known as the lollie.
Jess -“what did you do with him last night?”
Vanessa-“I went down on him, but he drank too much. So I gave him a zombie chew”
by Caldaddy May 10, 2020
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Zombie-Dicking

1. To use one's penis to transmit diseases via sexual intercourse with multiple partners.
2. For an individual (particularly of the male sex) to seek sexual intercourse with disregard to one's self or another.
1.*"Hey, why is everyone angry at Todd?"
"Well, they found out he went around 'Zombie-Dicking' last night and now we've all gotta get checked."
"Goodness gracious... call the C.D.C."
2.*"I'm so worn out and my flesh hurts, man..."
"Maybe you should quit 'Zombie-Dicking' and get a hold of yourself before you catch an STD."
"I guess, bro-"
"Fuck you, Chad."
by CheddarMember December 21, 2019
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ZOMBIE VOTER

A vote cast by someone who is deceased.
The Newspaper reported that a 170 year old man voted in the past election. That is one heck of a Zombie Voter.
by MKUFAMS1099 November 8, 2020
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Phone Zombie

A person that is addicted to social media, chatting, calling games and other apps beyond normal usage and displays addictive behavior making them display zombie-like behavior.
Many people have become phone zombies due to cellphones
by on September 1, 2023
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