5 year rule

Like the 5 second rule for food landing on the floor, or the 5 minute rule for leaving class when a teacher is late the 5 year rule is time frame after the wedding to have a bachelor or bachelorette party if said party didn't occur or was so lame that it isn't even worth a mention.

Married guy: Aargh! My bachelor party 4 years ago was crap... wish I could have done it properly.

Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!

Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!

by notsoslick January 7, 2019

it’s been a year daddy

something you say to your friends to annoy the fuck out of them

it’s been a year daddy, i really really miss you

just look it up on youtube, you’ll find it :)

by quandale dingle lore June 4, 2022

New Year's Evegotism

The generic term for the predictable "I've had such a great (insert year), look at what I did" status updates and tweets in the lead up to the new year.

"Urgh, I hate Facebook this time of year."

"Yeah, my timeline's covered with New Year's Evegotism"

by Hammeh_ December 31, 2013

Thirty years war

A war that lasted thirty years

Dumbass: Hey how long did the thirty years war last?
Me: Thirty years, dumbass.

by thrityearswar October 30, 2018

Year 7 roadmen

Year 7 road men are little kids who think they are hard but they haven’t even had a girlfriend before

Yeah year 7 roadmen are actually stupid init

by Clipclap July 1, 2020

New Year's Resolution

A reachable goal that you don't bother to reach

Friend #1: Why didn't you stop overeating?
Friend #2: It was a new year's resolution

by kittycatgirl99 December 29, 2014

12 year old

A very rude thing to call someone especially towards tweens and teens, many people make fun of kids this age because of puberty and they act like their all cool but in reality you have been 12 before your just making fun of your past self 😉. Being 12 is the worst time of your life unless your like 3783 years old. It really really sucks ☹️😞😔. So stop bullying people and be more supportive. They never chose to be this age. 😖😞

You still play Roblox! You must be like 12?! 12 is such a stupid age you guys act so cool and have hormones going crazy. A 12 year old is so gay

by DVDS © November 9, 2019