Yard Sale Cookies

cookies not appropriate for human consumption (i.e. taste terrible) or any food for that matter.

So my mom tried to pawn off some yard sale cookies on me, can you believe that?

by Disaster77 September 20, 2010

front yard pig bath

You have sex with a girl from behind and right after you finish you donkey punch her. you then Hog-Tie her. Now You take a shit on her and smear it around. An extra step can be taken, but must only be used when at a party or function with many people. You Take her outside and leave her in the front yard. (put gloves on) No one will want to touch her, so she has to be hosed off outside by her friends. while everyone watches.

After I was done with Sara i got the guys to help me give her a front yard pig bath, and we thought it was halarious. Her parents did not

by CBCHS07 January 6, 2005

Yardsale

1.For some-one to fall or trip and hit the ground making a thumping sound with some yelling "YARDSALE!" in the background.

2.For something to smash or break and some-one has to yell "YARDSALE!".

3.When Skiers or snowboarders eat shit.

1. "Man that reatrd fell out of his chair and had a big yard sale."

2."My friend smashed a coffe pot at tim hortons just so i could yell YARDSALE"

3.Avalanche + Snowboarder=YARDSALE!

by Cory lahey October 27, 2008

yardstick

A stick that is commonly used in one's yard.

Toss me that yardstick...that one there at your feet in the yard.

by gt-skip April 15, 2005

Yarddart

One who Commits sexual crimes against animals, and or forest creatures, While Vomiting on them

Dont be Yarddarting with the Forrest creatures you sicko

by John April 24, 2003

Yard Knob

A Lump of dog crap that has dried, hardened or otherwise solidified into an elevated mass that can trip you as you run across your backyard.

Teacher, I missed the bus this morning because I tripped over a yard knob.

by Ricky Round April 16, 2008

Yardiac

A person who is passionate (i.e. slightly crazed) about their lawn, garden and outdoor decor.

We have all know at least one person who is like this. Every chance they get they are talking about the lawn and what they want to do next. My neighbor was a Yardiac - he would take Vacation days and brush each blade of grass with the proper amount of Lime.

by Paul Ambrose September 28, 2008