dying whale

My way of saying “I don’t really know, but I don’t want to let you know about not knowing so I said something random”

normal person: What do you want from me?
Me: dying whale

by Pie In Box September 11, 2018

The Killer Whale

When a guy pops a girls cherry by headbutting her vagina then mouth ducks her

John: hey chris yesterday I gave emily the killer whale!
Chris: hell yes!

by If you're 555 then I'm 666! Ga July 1, 2009

Whale Phish

An obscenely fat person who knows they shouldn't try to fit into a bathing suit but does anyway. Usually the first person to go off of the high dive, and fucks on the first date.

Look, there he goes!
That whale phish is gonna break the diving board!

by AntimatterKING August 3, 2009

whale gang

fake gang made by boomers and school shooters, to make them feel like a part of something when really they're just freaks

wrenn thinks he's part of a whale gang, but really he's just white

by fuckenisabella November 9, 2019

Sexy Whale

1. A stupid way to say Sexual

2. A Whale that is sexually attractive

"That is one Sexy Whale."

by InuOni September 22, 2013

Whale Teeth

When a female with braces gives head and gets pubes stuck in her braces.

"Bro she was giving me head last week and got whale teeth after getting caught up in my pubes."

by IVIiNi October 13, 2019

Whale Wars

A game that can be played at any house party or drinking event. You pick a group of friends and let them know you are playing whale wars before you go to the party. Whoever hooks up with the fattest person or persons at the party wins the game.

Brian: Guys we are all playing whale wars at the party whoever wins gets 5$ from each of us
Johny: ok deal
Bobby: I call Karen

by Ella Hope October 23, 2013