missouri water

when you ejaculate into your partner’s mouth and they spit it in your mouth and you swallow it and proceed to shit it out hours later and you store it in a cup on the top shelf of your freezer

I pulled a missouri water on that girl I met at the club last night!

by syrupdrizzleonyournipple May 5, 2019

Water birth

The act of dropping your ass into the toilet water before shitting. Causing a no splash back situation and often very quiet.

Michael had his girlfriend round but needed to shit. He decided a water birth would be the most quiet and effective option as he didn't want to put her off with the usual bowl splattering sound.

by DoctorZig May 3, 2017

Hotdog Water

The juices secreted when you’re soaking (the act of marinating ones flesh wiener in a vagina without movement)

man she never lets me drink the hotdog water!

by Lizzrds Duckie May 4, 2022

Water Popcorn

When you make a delivery to the toilet with your poop that has popcorn mashed inside of said poop.

I ate three bags of Orville Red and Backers last night. Not my finest moment, but made some lovely water popcorn in the toilet this morning.

by Lowtie December 15, 2019

Sparkling water

Literally tastes like tv static or when you stub your toe

Yo that sparkling water sucked

by Exineus April 11, 2022

Fap water

Fluid or semi-fluid liquid that comes from either male or female genitalia when aroused.

Sara: "Hey, here is the map of the world showing the countries where tap water is drinkable."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."

by sshhsshhhhss June 25, 2018

Water Cat

A seal that apparently looks like a cat in water... nice work

Oh shit, look, there's a Water Cat!
OMG I'M SO SCARED

by WhitePeople6969 June 18, 2011