An obscenely fat person who knows they shouldn't try to fit into a bathing suit but does anyway. Usually the first person to go off of the high dive, and fucks on the first date.
by AntimatterKING August 03, 2009
adj. when one must urinate so badly so if they were to adhear to the sole operation of guiding the entire yellow stream into a whales blow hole, the beast would suffocate and technicaly drown. hence whale drowning.
by DaStalka June 10, 2010
You start to do an awkward turtle but instead of using your thumbs, you accidentally use your pinky fingers. This is a social fail and so to save embarrassment you pull your hands back in with both your thumbs and pinky fingers clenched in. This is the Fail Whale.
Sophia: OMG Rhys! You know Siobhan?
Rhys: Yeah she's a total social hand grenade.
Sophia: I know right? Well she just did a massive Fail Whale and everyone decided to throw her into the ocean. How ironic!
Rhys: Alanis Morissette butchered that word. Never speak of it again.
Rhys: Yeah she's a total social hand grenade.
Sophia: I know right? Well she just did a massive Fail Whale and everyone decided to throw her into the ocean. How ironic!
Rhys: Alanis Morissette butchered that word. Never speak of it again.
by RamboThunder January 31, 2012
by IVIiNi October 13, 2019
fake gang made by boomers and school shooters, to make them feel like a part of something when really they're just freaks
by fuckenisabella November 10, 2019
My way of saying “I don’t really know, but I don’t want to let you know about not knowing so I said something random”
by Pie In Box September 11, 2018
When two people are farting back and forth, where it almost sounds like two humpback whale’s singing to each other
Hey Bro, Jason and I went to a chili cook off yesterday and we were Whale Singing all the way back home.
by indysolo August 16, 2014